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Do you know the front from the back of a tree? A redneck from georgia decides to tr avel across the south to virginia to see god's country. When he gets to franklin , he likes the place so much that he decides to stay. But first he must find a job!!!! He walks into the international paper...

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A married couple walked in to a Jamaican sandal shop. The proprietor said to them, 'I have some special sandals I think you would be interested in. Dey make you wild at sex.' Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he...

Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool. Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to...

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Wit and Wisdom from Military Manuals, etc. "A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit." - Army's magazine of preventive maintenance...

Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play high fidelity music in women's breast implants. The IT/it will cost between $499.00 and $699.00 -- depending on speaker size. This is considered a major breakthrough because women have always...

This is really well done. I think you`ll enjoy it. The Bear - Film by Jean-Jacques Annaud

YOUR tax dollars at work. Yahoo!

A cruise on the Pacific goes all wrong, the ship sinks, and there are only 3 Survivors; Damian, Darren and Deirdre. They manage to swim to a small island and they lived there for a couple of years doing what's natural for men and women to do. After several years of casual sex, all the time...

A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath. ' Mom ' , he asked, ' Are these my brains? ' ' Not yet, ' she replied.

A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall. He approached a uniformed policeman and said, 'I've lost my grandpa!' 'The cop asked, 'What's he like?' The little boy hesitated for a moment and then replied, 'Crown Royal whiskey, guns, and women with big boobs.'

Hello Wimpy. I would very much appreciate if you could send me the play by play on getting the seed implants. I was just diagnosed with prostate cancer, and from the reading that I`ve been doing, it appears that the seed implants are the way to go. How long does it take from start to finish with...

A woman, renewing her driver's license at the County Clerk* *'s office, was asked by the woman recorder to state her occupation. She hesitated, uncertain how to classify herself. 'What I mean is, ' explained the recorder, 'do you have a job or are you just a ...?' 'Of course I have a...

I once read that truckers had a high incidence of prostate problems. Anyone out there ever been successfully treated for prostate cancer, and does anyone know what the latest treatment options are, and where one can find info on treatment options? Prostate cancer is one of the most curable they say.

I'm just passing this thought along ..... Have you ever wondered if the one dollar bills in your wallet were ever in a strippers's butt crack? If not, you're wondering now. Have a nice day .

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In April 2003, the world seemed on the brink of a killer pandemic. After simmering for months in Guangdong, China, the Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome (SARS) virus had exploded in Hong Kong, Vietnam, Singapore, Canada, the U.S. and 14 other countries. It had a seriously scary fatality rate...

On an August morning in 1978, French filmmaker Claude Lelouch mounted a gyro-stabilized camera to the bumper of a Ferrari 275 GTB and had a friend, a professional Formula 1 racer, drive at breakneck speed through the heart of Paris early in the morning . The film was limited for technical...

Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living room having an intellectual discussion, and I said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug." She got up, unplugged the TV, and my...