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A lady came up to me on the street and pointed at my suede jacket. 'You know a cow was murdered for that jacket?' she sneered. I replied in a psychotic tone, 'I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too. - Jake Johansen...

A Retired Marine SGM Responds!!! (Too bad we don't have folks on Capitol Hill willing to speak out like this. J.D. Pendry is a retired Marine Sergeant Major who writes for Random House. He is eloquent, and as taught by the Marines, he seldom beats around the bush!)...

Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table At which he's fed. Tax his tractor, Tax his mule, Teach him taxes Are the rule. Tax his work, Tax his pay, He works for peanuts Anyway...

Well, normally I don't find these daredevil bike or skateboard videos very entertaining, but clicked on this out of curiosity and after a minute or so, I was very "amazed" by the amazing Mr. MacAskill! YouTube - Inspired Bicycles - Danny MacAskill April 2009

I don`t understand how people think flat rate for all miles is better. All you have to do is divide your rate by the miles, and you`ll see what your "flat rate" is for that run. The only difference I can see is that maybe your carrier is getting you more profitable loads , which really amounts...

I remember years ago there was a campaign in our town to tape the return prepaid envelope to a brick or other heavy object and drop it in the mailbox, or leave it for the postman to pickup. I always wondered how well that worked, as I never heard any followup.

ATTORNEY'S ADVICE - NO CHARGE Read this and make a copy for your files in case you need to refer to it someday. Maybe we should all take some of his advice! A corporate attorney sent the following out to the employees in his company: 1. Do not sign the back of your credit cards. Instead, put...

How to wash a toilet This was simply too much of a time saver not to share it with you 1. Put both lids of the toilet up And add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 3. In one smooth movement, put...

Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" & "My Life" by Bill Clinton. One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His professor gave him an A+ for this report . Titanic:.... cost - $29.99...

A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car. The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has...

My wife, Rosemary, wrote a wonderful letter to the editor of the OC Register which, of course, was not printed. So, I decided to 'print' it myself by sending it out on the Internet. Pass it along if you feel so inclined. Written in response to a series of letters to the editor in the Orange...

I’d never heard of these girls before...but they are UNBELIEVABLE! When you go to the website below, you will see them performing at the U.S. Naval Academy. On the side bar, it shows their performances at various university half-times....and no matter how long you watch, your jaw drops...

Now that`s a surprise. I applaud the reposting of this humor. That`s all it is, is humor.Well done EO. And kudos to all of those who chimed in with their disagreement.

Cartoon from Chicago tribune 1934

This is what I meant when a topic is opened to debate, and why it should not be. It goes on and on, and on, and on with personal opinion. I second the motion, that an explanation should be given as to why a post has been moved, or pulled, as it can lead to a moderator`s personal interpretation...

Being a moderator is a duty to keep it all running smoothly, and within the bounds of good taste. You can`t open the mod`s decisions to debate, because what one person finds offensive, the other person doesn`t, so the mods have to go with what they think is the right decision, and accept the...

You're an 19 year old kid. You're critically wounded, and dying in the jungle in the Ia Drang Valley , 11-14-1965, LZ X-ray, Vietnam . Your infantry unit is outnumbered 8 - 1, and the enemy fire is so intense, from 100 or 200 yards away, that your own Infantry Commander has ordered the MediVac...

Cold turkey, but not on the first try. The first few days are the most difficult. All the toxins are out of your bloodstream in 72 hours. Then it`s habit that your fighting. You have to break the habit. Because we are all different, and have different methods of getting away from cigarettes, I...

After courting for four years a young Chinese couple who worked in a restaurant gets married. She's a virgin. Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that. On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness. He climbs into bed...

My doctor is wonderful. Once, when I couldn't afford an operation, he touched up the x-rays. -Joey Bishop Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. -Ronald Reagan I am a marvelous housekeeper...