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And with that newly appointed Excutive Director Cheri, bounds onto the set now beautifully coiffed and decked out in an Armani clear acrylic jump suit with flashing LED lights on her open towed Gucci pumps, and yells "Holy Poo Poo"!! "That`s a wrap"!! "Put it in the can"! I smell Emmy"!!" (The...

A fellow walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on the counter, and sees that it's filled to the brim with $10 bills. He guesses there must be more than ten thousand dollars in it. He approaches the bartender and asks, "what's with the money in the Jar ?" 'Well ....... You pay $10...

Urine Test -- This guy has a point! This was written by a construction worker in Fort McMurray . Read on . . . I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes, and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit. In order to earn that pay check, I work on a rig site for a Fort McMurray construction...

Then a large male voice comes over the loudspeaker and says "This is the director! "Are we on page 6 or 4, or am I just having flashbacks"? Cheri the script girl comes charging out from behind a camera, clad in a saran wrap mu mu, holds up a slam card and yells "Take two! Cue the owl! "Then the...

Meanwhile back on the carribean island our heroes are still trying to figure out how to get off, and get back to their normal life. Suddenly a huge wave crashes down on the beach right in front of them!. They both look bleary eyed and surprised to see a big barn owl standing in front of them...

Thomas Jefferson, in some regard could be called a prophet When we get piled upon one another in large cities, as in Europe, we shall become as corrupt as Europe . Thomas Jefferson The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are...

EVERY CITIZEN NEEDS TO READ THIS AND THINK ABOUT WHAT THIS JOURNALIST HAS SCRIPTED IN THIS MESSAGE. READ IT AND THEN REALLY THINK ABOUT OUR CURRENT POLITICAL DEBACLE. Charley Reese has been a journalist for 49 years. 545 PEOPLE By Charlie Reese Politicians are the only people in...

Humble...you seem to be hung up on the word "considerate". Consider this: What is construed as "consideration" to you , is a "forced march" to others. I`m with Dave KC on this one. I have other things to worry about, than what a person chooses to do with his/her life choices. So, I repeat, if I...

Jack was sitting on the plane when a guy took the seat beside him. The guy was an emotional wreck, pale, hands shaking, moaning in fear. "What's the matter?" Jack asked. "I've been transferred to Detroit, there's crazy people there. They've got lots of shootings, gangs, race riots...

Scary only in the sense that they will be stronger competitors for the available jobs. That of course is, if all this is true in the future.

An old lady, at 70, decided that it was time to get married again. She put an ad in the local paper that read: HUSBAND WANTED: MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's), MUST NOT BEAT ME, MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME & MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!!!!! ALL APPLICANTS...

right all the wrongs, and their true fearless leader will finally expose himself and his plan. who is he really?! Rumor is, remember that barn owl that was sitting in the middle of the road? Whooo´! you ask???

Routejumper...your post was one of the more graphic, and right on posts I have seen on this forum. I have to pass it along. Funny too! Couldn`t have said it better. The politically correct, yuppie do gooders make me want to barf with their narrow minded viewpoints all the time. Trucking and...

It is reported that SONY played this at their executive meeting this year. YouTube - Did You Know?

Mclain...I`m happy for you, that you think you`ve found a fit. Tell me that 6 months down the road, with the same miles ratio logged, or close, and I`ll be asking for your carrier`s name. You said you were doing things wrong before you arrived at where you are. What were you doing? I`m betting...

Read this, this morning: The recession is already in its 15th month, making it longer than all but two downturns since World War II. For now, everything seems to be getting worse: The Dow is in free fall, jobs are vanishing every day, and one in eight American homeowners is in foreclosure or...

11 Most Expensive Catastrophes in History # 11. Titanic -$150 Million The sinking of the Titanic is possibly the most famous accident in the world. But it barely makes our list of top 10 most expensive. On April 15, 1912, the Titanic sank on its maiden voyage and was considered to be...

THE TEST During a visit to a mental institution, I asked the Director, How do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized?' 'Well,' said the Director, 'we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or...

A mother and father take their 6-year old son to a nude beach. As the boy walks along the sand, he notices that many of the women have boobs bigger than his mother's, so he goes back to ask her why. She tells her son, 'The bigger they are, the sillier the lady is.' The boy pleased with...