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Thi is funny! Hello, dummies! Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? Seriously, Senator Reid has a face of a Saint - A Saint Bernard. Now I know why they call you the arithmetic man. You add partisanship, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and...

For those of you that do have Foxfire,have you tried the add on's? I use "cool iris" all the time for faster surfing, and I particularly like "yoono" also for presenting like sites to check out. There are lots of good tools at Firefox. Just look in help or tools for them.

3-year-old Reese : 'Our Father, Who does art in heaven, Harold is His name. Amen.' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A little boy was overheard praying: 'Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it. I'm having a real good time like I am.'...

Phil, I'm not serious about doing a radio show. What I will be looking for in anything I do, is doing it part time. The retirement life can be fun,and I may opt for that. Hawk, I can base out of anywhere. I don,t have to go home,and all the years I was trucking, home was where I was and I never...

Hey there Joe and Robin. I too am thinking about changing directions. Read my post. My motives may be different than yours for sure, but I`m looking forward to the change, as I`ve had a taste of it by taking alot of time off. Sold my wagon also, and am not sure I want to get another one just...

I`m at the crossroads. I`ve been trucking for a long time. I`ve taken some extensive time off lately, and am deciding whether I`ll go back to expediting, go back to TT, either as an O&O, or just hang up my tire billy and my ray ban shades, and do nothing, meaning of course retire. First I have...

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on the TV?' I said, 'Dust.' And then the fight started... ****************************************** My wife and I are watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" while we were in bed. I turned to...

I have only tried the jukebox part of this site, and it`s really good. I play it in the background when Im on the computer, and really enjoy it. If you find something on the site that`s good post it. UpChUcKy.CoM

After being interviewed by the school administration, the prospective teacher said: “Let me see if I've got this right.” “You want me to go into that room with all those kids, correct their disruptive behavior, observe them for signs of abuse, monitor their dress habits, censor their...

That was a good `un. I sent it to everyone on my mailing list. I remember once when i was a kid of about 12, and I threatened to run away because I couldn`t do the things I wanted. My mother took me upstairs pulled out a suitcase and started helping me to pack. Needless to say I changed my mind...

Recession is when your neighbor loses their job. Depression is when you lose your job. Recovery is when Obama loses his job.

Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica- where do they go? WONDER NO MORE!!! IT IS A KNOWN FACT THAT THE PENGUIN IS A VERY RITUALISTIC BIRD WHICH LIVES AN EXTREMELY ORDERED AND COMPLEX LIFE. THE PENGUIN IS VERY COMMITTED TO ITS FAMILY AND WILL...

A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic. He went to the local technical college , signed up for classes, attended diligently, and...

Story verified @ snopes.com: Generic Drugs Make sure you read to the end. You will be amazed. Let's hear it for Costco! (This is just mind-boggling!) Make sure you read all the way past the list of the drugs. The woman that signed below is a Budget...

They walked in tandem, each of the ninety-two students filing into the already crowded auditorium. With their rich maroon gowns flowing .. and the traditional caps, they looked almost .. as grown up as they felt. Dads swallowed hard behind broad smiles, and Moms freely brushed away tears...

Old people have problems that you haven't even considered yet! An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.' The next day the 85-year-old...

This was written by a reporter for a local paper near Philly. I think he`s right on. By Henry Briggs With unemployment at 9% and rising, the news is filled with job losses - this week we’re focused on the American auto industry. Reporters interview anxious UAW members and car dealers, all of...

Phil, I don`think you`ll have to worry that much. Right now it`s scare tactics and media hype. I`m sure they will sort it out in California. Things will change, but they always do anyway. I doubt that there will be any great burden or cost on any particular group. Business always passes the cost...

Some old stuff, some new stuff In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have 'the rule of thumb'...

To my friend who enjoys a glass of wine..and those who don't. As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the...