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Lovemaking tips for Seniors 1. Wear your glasses. Make sure your partner is actually in the bed. 2. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle. 3. Set the mood with lighting. (Turn them ALL OFF!) 4. Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin. 5...

You no longer need to keep your .45 or AK-47 sitting out on the coffee table... a can of wasp spray will do! Never would have thought it !!! I have a friend who is a receptionist in a high risk area who was concerned about someone coming into the office on Monday to rob them. She asked the...

New Footage of release of Captain Phillips by US Navy SEALS | Travel | News - insidesomalia.org

I've never tried this on, and if truth be know, I've never heard of it, but it sounds plausible. Anyone? If not, try it during the next downpour you run into, and let us know. How to achieve good vision while driving during a heavy downpour. We are not sure why it is so effective; just...

Wag Reflex: One Heck of a Dog Trainer

This goes about eight and a half minutes, but it's worth watching. YouTube - Kseniya Simonova - Sand Animation (??????? ??? ?????? / Ukraine's Got Talent)

We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up. Tire irons...

They're Back! Those wonderful Church Bulletins! Thank God for church ladies with typewriters. These sentences (with all the BLOOPERS) actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services: -------------------------- The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals...

A blond city girl named Amy marries a Colorado rancher. One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Amy, 'The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today, so I drove a nail int o the 2 by 4 just above where the cow's stall is in the barn...

I'm always looking at the classifieds and love to check out used trucks. Over the years, I've bought alot of used equipment, and will be buying more in the coming years. When I'm reading an ad for any vehicle, there are turn off points where, unless it has a really good word description of...

How many slaves do you own? As you will recall, Henry Louis Gates, Jr. Is the Harvard professor who got Arrested by Cambridge Police a few weeks ago. Fred Reed was a police reporter for one of the large Washington newspapers. He now writes a column which can be googled ~ "Fred on...

The Bear - Film by Jean-Jacques Annaud

AFTER YEARS OF TELLING PEOPLE CHEMOTHERAPY IS THE ONLY WAY TO TRY ('TRY', BEING THE KEY WORD) TO ELIMINATE CANCER, JOHNS HOPKINS IS FINALLY STARTING TO TELL YOU THERE IS AN ALTERNATIVE WAY. Cancer Update from Johns Hopkins : 1. Every person has cancer cells in the body. These cancer cells...

When life gets you down and you are frustrated, remember that once you were the most dynamic, twisting, turning, fighting, focused, victorious winner on the field. You were the one that competed with millions and won the day. The one who came in first! The super sperm that made it to the golden...

Washington, DC Metro Station on a cold January morning in 2007. The man with a violin played six Bach pieces for about 45 minutes. During that time approximately 2 thousand people went through the station, most of them on their way to work. After 3 minutes a middle aged man noticed there was a...

HOW SMART IS YOUR RIGHT FOOT? This is hysterical. You have to try this. It is absolutely true. I guess there are some things that the brain cannot handle. HOW SMART IS YOUR RIGHT FOOT? You have to try this please, it takes 2 seconds. I could not believe this!!! It is from an...

A man feared his wife Peg wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he Thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, He called the family Doctor to discuss the problem. The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband Could perform to give the...

The Pope and Nancy Pelosi are on the same stage in front of a huge crowd.. The Madame Speaker and The Pope, however, have seen it all before. To make it a little more interesting, Madame Speaker says to the Pope, "Did You know that with just one little wave of my hand I can make every...

A crusty old Chief Petty Officer found himself at a gala event hosted by a local socialite. There was no shortage of extremely young ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Chief for conversation. 'Excuse me, Chief, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering...

"Honey, call the pizza place and get a couple for lunch, ok?" Beware! http://aclu.org/pizza/images/screen.swf