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An explanation, using an imaginary company. A little long but worth it. By Neal Boortz August 17, 2009 Transcript of remarks made by Leo Carrington (who doesn't exist) to a mandatory meeting of all employees of Carrington Automotive Enterprises, Inc. (which doesn't exist either) on...

Don't you love this? The New Health Care Plan will be . . . . . . written by a committee whose head says he doesn't understand it, . . .. passed by a Congress that hasn't read it, . .. . signed by a president who smokes, . . . funded by a treasury chief who did not pay...

Gee...why didn't they stay in Ireland for their fabulous socialized medicine? Or why didn't they go to another European country to take advantage of their fabulous health care system? Meet Mr. Guinness Rory Guinness, an 8th-generation descendant of perhaps the world's most famous...

I don't know who wrote this but he nailed it! Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert. Congress said, "someone may steal from it at night.." So they created a night watchman position and hired a person for the job.. Then Congress said, "How...

Wake up Americia.................. ALL EUROPEAN LIFE DIED IN AUSCHWITZ The following is a copy of an article written by Spanish writer Sebastian Vilar Rodrigez and published in a Spanish newspaper on 1-15-08. It doesn't take much imagination to extrapolate the message to the rest of Europe -...

We went with some out of town friends to Sweety Pies on Sunday for breakfast, and we sat in the enclosed patio section beside the house. We happened to notice a couple of zip lock baggies pinned to a post and a wall. The bags were half filled with water, each contained 4 pennies, and they were...

It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach. One human hair can support 3kg (6.6 lb). The average man's penis is two times the length of his thumb. Human thighbones are stronger than concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than a man's...

John Wagner, Hallmark artist since 1970, says Maxine was inspired by his mother, his maiden aunts and his grandmother, the woman who bought him art lessons when 'fill in the pumpkins' was about the extent of his art classes at St. John's Catholic School in Leonia N.J. John remembers...

House Healthcare Bill and A list of Key Issues by Page/Line(s) I can't believe that this could actually happen in America!!! What have the people who voted for Obama, done to us. Is this the change he spoke about????? Someone (probably not your elected Representatives in Washington...

Listen to this interview if you know a retiree, are going to be one, or if you have an aging parent. Then call your rep in Washington and say you want him to vote no, or when he/she comes up for relelection you will. Also send this around to all the folks you know, and remember page 425 if you...

SURVIVOR, TEXAS STYLE Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled, "Survivor, Texas-Style." The contestants will all start in Dallas , then drive to Waco , Austin , San Antonio , over to Houston , then down to Brownsville .. They will then proceed...

Man steals people's banking information. [VIDEO]

When Jane initially met Tarzan in the jungle, she was attracted to him, and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex? 'Tarzan not know sex' he replied. Jane explained to him what sex was. Tarzan said 'Oh,....Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of...

Ray Stevens at it again. TREASURES ONCE LOST - The Mississippi Squirrel Revival.flv

Governor Sarah Palin has left office. It is time to repair friendships with the other party. The rest of the world cannot understand how, after bitter election campaigns, American politicians can kiss and make-up. For instance, Gov. Palin has invited, to her great state of Alaska ...

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown Chicago. Nothing is moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, 'What happened, what's the hold up?' 'Terrorists have kidnapped Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Barney Frank...

Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to...

This is an update of uses. I posted this some time ago. Before you read to the end, does anybody know what the main ingredient of WD-40 is? Don't lie and don't cheat. WD-40. Who knew? I had a neighbor who had bought a new pickup. I got up very early one Sunday morning and saw...

There was a man who really took care of his body. He lifted weights and jogged 6 miles a day. One day, he took a look in the mirror and noticed that he was tanned all over except his willy. So he decided to do something about it. He went to the beach, completely undressed himself and...

The owner/driver argument is always there. Early in my trucking career I answered that issue for myself hands down. Driver= time off when they tell you, you can. Owner=take off when you want. Flex time so to speak.It always worked for me. Dilemma resolved!