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I've often been asked, 'What do you old folks do now that you're retired'? Well..I'm fortunate to have a chemical engineering background, and one of the things I enjoy most is turning beer, wine, Scotch, and margaritas into urine. And I'm really good at it, too!!

* Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong. * *Keep skunks and bankers at a distance.* *Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.* * A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.* * Words that soak into your ears are whispered....not...

Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place: First guy: 'You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I would paint every room in the house next weekend.' Second guy: 'That is nothing...

An older gentleman had an appointment to see the urologist who shared offices with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled with patients. As he approached the receptionist's desk, he noticed that the receptionist was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler. He...

A man who just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. The female blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed. She points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing. The widow...

If you don't laugh at this one, your dead! Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loved to charge around th= e nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed= on the long corridors. Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic the other...

From the L. A. Times 1. 40% of all workers in L. A. County ( L. A. County has 10.2 million people)are working for cash and not paying taxes. This is because they are predominantly illegal immigrants working without a green card. 2. 95% of warrants for murder in Los Angeles are for illegal...

WALK NAKED IN AMERICA DAY Don't forget to mark your calendars. As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house...

Don't know if you all saw the article last week about Barbara Boxer admonishing a Brigadier General because he addressed her as Ma'am and not Senator before a Senate hearing. Anyway this is a letter from a Guard Aviator and Captain for Alaska Air Lines. Babs: You were so right...

~ Last Thursday Night Around Midnight, A Woman From Houston , Texas Was Arrested, Jailed, And Charged With Manslaughter For Shooting A Man 6 Times In The Back As He Was Running Away With Her Purse. ~ The Following Monday Morning...

Charley Reese has been a journalist for 49 years. 545 PEOPLE By Charlie Reese Politicians are the only people in the world who create problems and then campaign against them.. Have you ever wondered, if both the Democrats and the Republicans are against deficits, WHY do we have...

Free Market Cure - A Short Course in Brain Surgery Mod... please dump the last one. This link works. The other was a bad paste or something.

I don't know why' so let's try it again. Free Market Cure - A Short Course in Brain Surgery

http://www.freemarketcure.com/brainsurgery.p

I just switched to laptops and dumped my old desktop. More portable. We were talking about browsers in Team Caffee's post a couple of weeks ago. I did some research on best browsers and best email clients, before installing on my new machine and opted for Firefox and Thunderbird for email, both...

Over the years I took several medications for BP. I never knew i had BP, but probably did have it for years without knowing. I had terrible side effects with some meds, and then I went to this lady doctor and she put me on metropolol with a diuretic. The diuretic changed everything, and my...

An economics professor at a local college made a statement that he had never failed a single student before, but had once failed an entire class. -------------------------------------------- That class had insisted that Obama's socialism worked and that no one would be poor and no one...

Have you ever wondered what happened to the 56 men who signed the Declaration of Independence ? Five signers were captured by the British as traitors, and tortured before they died. Twelve had their homes ransacked and burned. Two lost their sons serving in the Revolutionary Army...

*Here is an example of why hiring illegal aliens is not economically productive for the State of California ..* *You have 2 families..."Joe Legal" and "Jose Illegal". Both families have 2 parents, 2 children and live in California .*...