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    Birth of an elephant

    I've seen many animals born, but this is the first elephant. Interesting, but graphic. Video del nacimiento de un elefante… bastante dramático
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    The final

    At Penn State University , there were four sophomores taking chemistry and all of them had an 'A' so far. These four friends were so confident that, the weekend before finals, they decided to visit some friends and have a big party. They had a great time but, after all the hearty...
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    Bet you didn't know

    GEOGRAPHY FACTS Amazon The Amazon rainforest produces more than 20% the world's oxygen supply. The Amazon River pushes so much water in to the Atlantic Ocean that, more than one hundred miles at sea off...
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    Redneck play station

    :::: fly swatter ::::
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    Final Inspection...a poem

    Thearmy soldierstood and faced God, Which must always come to pass. He hoped his shoes were shining, Just as brightly as his brass. 'Step forward now, Soldier, How shall I deal with you? Have you always turned the other cheek? To My Church have you been true?' The soldier squared...
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    *77

    I knew about the red light on cars, but not the *77 It was about 1:00 p.m. In the afternoon, and Lauren was driving to visit a friend. An UNMARKED police car pulled up behind her and put his lights on. Lauren's parents have always told her never to pull over for an unmarked car on the side...
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    We the people...are coming

    The following letter read on Glenn Beck's show, is rapidly circulating around the country. GLENN BECK: I got a letter from a woman in Arizona . She writes an open letter to our nation's leadership: "I am a home grown American citizen, 53, registered Democrat all my life. Before the...
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    Geography of the sexes

    THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa; Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful! Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe; Well developed and open to trade, especially...
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    Do you know your cars?

    I failed this one bad...maybe you can do better...I only got an 11. CramerSweeney | Brand Prix - What's Your Brand IQ?
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    Hey, wasn't that us?

    HEY,WASN’T THAT US? SURE WAS!!! A little house with three bedrooms, one bathroom and one car on the street. A mower that you had to push to make the grass look neat. In the kitchen on the wall we only had one phone, And no need for...
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    Smart or Stoopid

    Got all but one...beat that!...no cheating. smartorstoopid
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    And..one more

    Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to death. They are close to just lying down and waiting for the inevitable, when, all of a sudden ....... 'Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell? Ees bacon, I ahm sure of eet.' 'Si, Luis, eet smells like bacon to meee'...
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    Daddy, how was I born?

    A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?' The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe...
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    New Alphabet

    New Alphabet A is for apple, and B is for boat, That used to be right, but now it won't float! Age before beauty is what we once said, But let's be a bit more realistic instead. Now The Alphabet: A's for arthritis; B's the bad back, C's the chest pains, Perhaps...
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    Original civil war photographs

    Actual photos from the civil war period. http://www.mikelynaugh.com/VirtualCivilWar/New/Originals2/index.html
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    How to tell if it's a two way mirro

    Here's how: I thought it was quite interesting! And I know in about 30 seconds you're going to do what I did and find the nearest mirror.... Do you know how to determine if a mirror is 2-way or not? This is not to scare you, but to make you aware. A policewoman who travels all over the U.S...
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    Letter to the AARP

    Dear Mr. Rand, Recently you sent us a letter encouraging us to renew our lapsed membership in AARP by the requested date. I know it is not what you were looking for, but this is the most honest response I can give you. Our gap in coverage is merely a microscopic symptom of the real...
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    The passport letter

    This is hilarious. Sad but true as anyone knows that has gone through the process. This letter is a thing of beauty (even if the language is a bit rough).. You definitely feel her pain! An actual letter to the passport office... Dear Sirs, I'm in the process of renewing my passport, and...
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    Moving to Mexico

    Dear Mr. President: I'm planning to move my family and extended family into Mexico for my health, and I would like to ask you to assist me. We're planning to simply walk across the border from the U.S. into Mexico , and we'll need your help to make a few arrangements. We plan to skip...
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    The monks

    A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night? The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, and even fix his car. As the man tries to fall...
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