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Here are some holiday tunes to brighten up your ride. Playa Cofi - Christmas Songs Choice

This is why candy canes are all made the same. As you watch do not click on anything (except "Start") as it will automatically flip for you. Will you be able to eat one again without thinking of this? Candy Cane Legend Christmas Card ~ AngelRays Christmas Greetings E Cards

We get up at 5:00 am, have a quick breakfast and join the early morning Walk and Talk Club. There are about 30 of us. Rain or shine we walk around the streets, all talking at once. After a nimble walk avoiding irate drivers out to make us road kill, we go back home, shower and change for the...

*the rules of rural pennsylvania are as follows: Listen up city slickers!!!! 1. Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot. 2. Turn your cap right, your head isn't crooked. 3. Let's get this straight; it's called a 'dirt road.' no matter how slow you drive, you're going to get...

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You have to see this. Clever. YouTube - Hallelujah Monks

This is an actual account as relayed to paramedics at a chili cook-off in Texas. Note: Please take time to read this slowly. If you pay attention to the first two judges, the reaction of the third judge is even better. For those of you who have lived in Texas, you know how true...

This artist was a pioneer in this kind of computer animation, and over the years I've enjoyed her work. She was way ahead of the pack, when I saw the first one. This is a new one, I never saw before today. merry Christmas, and send it on to your family and friends if you wish...Louixo The...

MICRO CHIP IMPLANT ALLOWS TERRORISTS TO SPEAK TO GOD ! THE PATRIOTIC MICRO CHIP is intended to be implanted in terrorists. The implant is specifically designed to be injected in the forehead. When properly installed, it will allow the one implanted, to speak to God. It...

This has been around, but it is still great. Many of you may not have seen it. Enjoy, and pass it to your families and friends. And Merry Christmas from me to all of you! The Snowdog - animated Flash ecard by Jacquie Lawson

Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The i-Boob will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not...

Senior Health Care Solution So you're a senior citizen and the government says no health care for you, what do you do? Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. Your are allowed to shoot 2 senators and 2 representatives. Of Course, this means you will be sent to...

This comes from Israel. Rolltop - Future Designer laptop

These are some interesting tales, check them out. Sports Car Market Magazine > You Can't Make This Stuff Up. The 20 Craziest Collector Car Stories of All Time (Part 1)

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I posted this a couple of years ago, but I'm sure that some have never seen it, and it's still fun at parties. Post your surprised comments here, for all of us to see. I've tried it countless times, and still can't get it down, but it keeps me laughing. This is hysterical. You have to...

A boat docked in a tiny Mexican village. An American tourist complimented the Mexican fisherman on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took him to catch them. "Not very long," answered the Mexican. "But then, why didn't you stay out longer and catch more?" asked the...

Senior citizens are constantly being criticized for every conceivable deficiency of the modern world, real or imaginary. We know how to take responsibility for all we have done and do not blame others. HOWEVER, upon reflection, we would like to point out that it was NOT the senior...

Lawrence, Kansas, December 12, 2008 A Kansas farm wife called the local phone company to report her telephone failed to ring when her friends called - and that on the few occasions, when it did ring, her dog always moaned right before the phone rang. The telephone repairman proceeded to the...

In November of 2010 the entire House of Representatives will have to stand for re-election; all 435 of them. One third of the Senate, a total of 33 of them, will also stand for re-election. Vote every incumbent out. And I mean every ****ed one of them. No matter their Party affiliation...