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Two old men decide they are close to their last days and decide to have a last night on the town.. After a few drinks, they end up at the local brothel the madam takes one look at the two old geezers and whispers to her manager, "go up to the first two bedrooms and put an inflated...

Twas the Month before Christmas Twas the month before Christmas When all through our land, Not a Christian was praying Nor taking a stand. See the PC Police had taken away The reason for Christmas - no one could say. The children were...

I got this new deodorant today. The instructions said remove cap and push up bottom. I can barely walk, but whenever I fa*t the room smells awesome.

I didn't do well with this one. http://www.bassfiles.net/parachute.swf

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I don't know if all this is true, but am passing it on anyway. You'll love this one! Way to go Big O! OOO-klahoma! OKLAHOMA MAY JUST BE THE PLACE TO LIVE ! ! ! An update from Oklahoma : Oklahoma law passed, 37 to 9, had a few liberals in the mix, an...

Some of you may know this, some may not. what is the difference between http and https ? Don't know how many are aware of this difference, but it is worth sending to any that do not..... What is the difference between http and https FIRST, MANY...

I always loved this one "You're not just a number, ... we treat you like family"

How pumpkin pies are made.

Three strangers strike up a conversation in the passenger lounge in the Bozeman , Montana airport, while waiting for their respective flights... One is an American Indian passing through from Lame Deer, another is a Cowboy on his way to Billings for a livestock show and the third...

This is one of the most eloquently put descriptions of what small business is all about that I have ever read. It will take a few minutes to read, but it is the reality of the world we live and work in today and what future we may have to deal with. This is exactly what I tell small business...

This song says what the politically correct crowd won't. YouTube - Christmas With a Capital "C"

APPY THANKSGIVING...........Here is a recipe I thought you would like for the holidays Ingredients: 1 whole turkey 1 large lemon, cut into halves salt and pepper to taste butter or olive oil, whichever you prefer Heat oven to 350 degrees Rub butter or oil over the skin of...

If you floow the recipe, it should look like this.

The Business Section asked readers for ideas on "How Would You Fix the Economy?" I think this guy nailed it!!!!! Dear Mr. President: Please find below my suggestion for fixing America 's economy. Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander the money on...

A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs. Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man. The first woman said 'Have you ever had a hug?' The man said 'No,' so she gave him a hug and walked on. The second woman said, 'Have you ever had a kiss?'...

Sipping her drink, the single 20-year-old girl leered and said, "Last Friday,. At the end of the work, I went to my boyfriend's office wearing a leather coat. When all the other people had left, I slipped out of it and all I had on was a leather bodice, black stockings and stiletto heels. He was...

First low level flyover Texas.

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A WOMAN'S WEEK AT THE GYM If you read this without laughing out loud, there is something wrong with you. This is dedicated to everyone who ever attempted to get into a regular workout routine. Dear Diary, For my birthday this year, my Husband (the dear sweet man) purchased a...