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    World's fastest magician

    10 illusions in 5 minutes Hans Klok & The Divas of Magic - 10 Illusions in 5 Minutes
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    Liquid Viagra

    Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it...
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    Dr. Laura fan letter

    In her radio show, Dr Laura Schlesinger said that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22, and cannot be condoned under any circumstance. The following response is an open letter to Dr Laura, penned by a US resident, which was posted...
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    Ray Stevens sings about immigration

    Another Ray Stevens tongue in cheek tune. YouTube - Ray Stevens - Come to the USA
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    World's shortest books

    THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE by Barack Obama ____________________________________________ WEDDING VOWS I KEPT by Tiger Woods ____________________________________________ THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY by Cindy Sheehan Illustrated by Michael Moore...
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    Blonde in surgery

    A surgeon went to check on his blonde patient after an operation. She was awake, so he examined her. "You'll be fine," he said. She asked, "How long will it be before I am able to have a normal sex life again doctor?" The surgeon seemed to pause, which alarmed the girl. "What's...
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    Oil spill!!bubba to the rescue!

    This is not a joke. I don't know how viable it is, but it looks like a plan that needs to be checked out. YouTube - CWRoberts Presentation 2.wmv
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    Downright uplifting!

    Somewhere in a piazza in Tuscany. I would love to have been there. YouTube - ANDRÉ RIEU - operas(trechos) in Cortona(Toscana-Italia)
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    The government can

    Uncle Sam theater presents: YouTube - Tim Hawkins - The Government Can
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    Van T. Barfoot

    Head east from Carthage on Mississippi 16 toward Philadelphia. After a few miles a sign says you're in Edinburg . It's a good thing the sign's there, because there's no other way to tell. On June 15, 1919, Van T. Barfoot was born in Edinburg -- probably didn't Make much...
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    True or False

    Guess which of the following are true and which are false? (Answers are below) 1. Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning. 2. Alfred Hitch**** didn't have a belly button...
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    Tired

    This seems to capture much of the country's sentiment ... I'm 63 & I'm Tired By Robert A. Hall I'm 63. Except for one semester in college when jobs were scarce and a six-month period when I was between jobs, but job-hunting every day, I've worked, hard, since I was 18. Despite...
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    Advice Tiger didn't quite get right

    On his death bed, Earl Woods gave Tiger the following advice: "Focus on golf! Screw everything else."
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    Supreme nostalgia Trip Part 2

    69 THE DONNA REED SHOW 1958 <http://xoteria.com/CH69.html> Donna mugs nervously to the camera when daughter, Mary (Shelley Fabares) sings at a school dance. The song she sings? "Johnny Angel," of course. Dad (Dr. Stone, Carl Betz) allays Mom's fears. Full episode soon and check out the Donna...
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    Supreme Nostalgia Trip...Really good!

    THEATRICAL HISTORICAL HIGHLIGHTS This is something you will want to keep Each one of these are film clips from old TV shows. Under the video is information, facts and other interesting stuff. 1 JACKIE GLEASON ON THE ROCKY MARCIANO SHOW THE MAIN EVENT (1960)...
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    Big Bad Blackbird

    A pilot remembers the SR-71 In April 1986, following an attack on American soldiers in a Berlin disco, President Reagan ordered the bombing of Muammar Qaddafi's terrorist camps in Libya. My duty was to fly over Libya and take photos recording the damage our F-111's had inflicted...
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    Leroys's hearing problem

    Leroy's hearing problem A TRUE STORY FROM NORTH CAROLINA . At the Saturday night tent revival the preacher announces, "Anyone with 'needs' to be prayed over, come forward, to the front at the altar." Leroy gets in line, and when it's his turn, the preacher asks...
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    Did you know?

    ...that the words "race car" spelled backward still spells "race car"? ...that "eat" is the only word that, if you take the 1st letter and move it to the last, it spells its past tense, "ate"? And have you noticed that if you rearrange the letters in "illegal immigrants," and add just a...
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    Little drummer boy

    watch this 4 year old kid. HOWARD DRUM SHOW
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    Lie Clocks

    > A man died and went to heaven. As he > stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly > Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks > behind him. > . > . > He asked, 'What are all those clocks?' > . > . > St. Peter answered, > 'Those are Lie-Clocks. > Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. > Every...
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