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Drafting Guys Over 60 This is funny & obviously written by a Former Soldier... New Direction for any war: Send Service Vets over 60! I am over 60 and the Armed Forces thinks I'm too old to track down terrorists. You can't be older than 42 to join the military. They've got the whole thing...

1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time. 2. All idiots, after reading #1 will try it. 3. They will then discover #1 is a lie. 4. You are smiling now because YOU are an idiot. 5. You soon will forward this to another idiot. 6. There is still a...

I write on behalf of Mr. Anthony Hayward, whom you insulted in your column of last week entitled “A Message from Real Americans.” First: You silly twit! Second, you clearly have delusions of intelligence wrapped in a pasta of patriotism and marinated in that “self-love” you Americans love...

FIND OUT WHO TRULY IS YOUR ROLE MODEL. DON'T SCROLL DOWN YET, DO THE SIMPLE MATH BELOW, THEN SCROLL DOWN TO FIND YOUR HERO. ONLY TAKES A MINUTE. It's CRAZY how accurate this is! No peeking! 1) Pick your favorite number between 1-9 2) Multiply by 3 then 3) Add 3 4)...

Tea Party Member Stuns Crowd! | Personal Liberty Digest

A man got on a bus after finishing a round of golf with both of his front pants pockets full of golf balls. A blonde kept looking quizzically at him and his bulging pockets, Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, "It's golf balls." The blonde continued to...

Barack Obama is on track to have the most spectacularly failed presidency since Woodrow Wilson. In the modern era, we've seen several failed presidencies--led by Jimmy Carter and LBJ. Failed presidents have one strong common trait-- they are repudiated, in the vernacular, spat out. Of course...

Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger, sexy women who are interested in them? A: Try a bookstore, under fiction. Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause? A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement . When you're...

In 1972, Joe Miller was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Tulsa Junior College. On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Joe approached it very carefully. He got down on one...

One of the surprises we'll find come next year, is what follows - - a little "surprise" that 99% of us had no idea was included in the "new and improved" healthcare legislation . . . the dupes, er, dopes, who backed this administration will be astonished! Starting in 2011, (next year...

An elderly man in Tennessee had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond...

A farmer stopped by the local mechanic shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home. On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint. He then stopped by the feed store and...

He said to me... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. I said to him... You wear pants, don't you? He said to me... Shall we try swapping positions tonight? I said to him... That's a good idea- you stand by the stove and sink while I sit on the sofa and do...

Sister strikes back. Sister Strikes Again!

How much is enough in a welfare state? http://ee.usatoday.com/SUBSCRIBERS/LandingPage/LandingPage.aspx?href=VVNBLzIwMTAvMDYvMDE.&pageno=MTE.&entity=QXIwMTEwMg..&view=ZW50aXR5

There are only 3 tests below. 1- Find the C below.. Please DO NOT use any cursor help. This is NOT a joke. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...

WOULDN'T THEY BE TRULY AMAZED TODAY! Some were around (and still are) long enough to have 'eaten these words'. 1. "Computers, in the future, may weigh no more than 1.5 tons." -- Popular Mechanics, forecasting the relentless march of science, 1949. 2. "I think there is a world...

It was entertainment night at the Old Folks Home and the Amazing Claude was topping the bill. People came from many Old Folks Homes in the district to see the famed hypnotist do his stuff. As Claude went to the front of the hall, he announced, 'Unlike most hypnotists who invite two or...

The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. And she was somewhat upset. "You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children? I'm leaving you. I want a...

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66). We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours - green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring...