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Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The i-Boob will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not...

Senior Health Care Solution So you're a senior citizen and the government says no health care for you, what do you do? Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. Your are allowed to shoot 2 senators and 2 representatives. Of Course, this means you will be sent to...

This comes from Israel. Rolltop - Future Designer laptop

These are some interesting tales, check them out. Sports Car Market Magazine > You Can't Make This Stuff Up. The 20 Craziest Collector Car Stories of All Time (Part 1)

high tech camoflauge for the office environment, when you need to dissapear in a hurry. Office Camouflage : Dump.com

I posted this a couple of years ago, but I'm sure that some have never seen it, and it's still fun at parties. Post your surprised comments here, for all of us to see. I've tried it countless times, and still can't get it down, but it keeps me laughing. This is hysterical. You have to...

A boat docked in a tiny Mexican village. An American tourist complimented the Mexican fisherman on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took him to catch them. "Not very long," answered the Mexican. "But then, why didn't you stay out longer and catch more?" asked the...

Senior citizens are constantly being criticized for every conceivable deficiency of the modern world, real or imaginary. We know how to take responsibility for all we have done and do not blame others. HOWEVER, upon reflection, we would like to point out that it was NOT the senior...

Lawrence, Kansas, December 12, 2008 A Kansas farm wife called the local phone company to report her telephone failed to ring when her friends called - and that on the few occasions, when it did ring, her dog always moaned right before the phone rang. The telephone repairman proceeded to the...

In November of 2010 the entire House of Representatives will have to stand for re-election; all 435 of them. One third of the Senate, a total of 33 of them, will also stand for re-election. Vote every incumbent out. And I mean every ****ed one of them. No matter their Party affiliation...

Apparently the police asked Tiger’s wife how many times she hit him. She said “I don’t know exactly, but put me down for a 5.” Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole-in-one. What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball...

This is the future...should be here now. YouTube - Top Gear - General Motors hy wire

There is one Christmas Carol that has always baffled me. What in the world do leaping lords, French hens, swimming swans, and especially the partridge who won't come out of the pear tree have to do with Christmas? This week, I found out. From 1558 until 1829, Roman...

The Perfect Dump - Every once in a while, each of us experiences a perfect dump, it's rare, but a thing of beauty in all respects. You sit down expecting the worst, but what you get is a smooth sliding, fartless masterpiece that breaks the water with the splashless grace of an expert diver. But...

THE ANT AND THE GRASSHOPPER Two Different Versions.................. Two Different Morals OLD VERSION The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and...

How many times have you heard that statement? THE LAW IS THE LAW So "if” the US government determines that it is against the law for the words "under God" to be on our money, then, so be it. And "if " that same government decides that the "Ten...

Out of his own mouth: Theo Spark: Video: 7 Lies In Under 2 Minutes

The irony of this article appearing in the English edition of Pravda (Russian on-line newspaper) defies description. Why can a Russian newspaper print the following yet the American media can't/won't see it... OR PRINT IT? American Capitalism Gone With A Whimper It must be said...

Rules of Marriage, as described by kids..... 1. HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? -You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. - - Alan, age 10 -No person...

Grandma and Grandpa were visiting Their kids overnight. When Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in His son's medicine cabinet, he asked About using one of the pills. The son said, "I don't think you should Take one Dad; they're very strong And very expensive." "How much?" asked...