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I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to...

Three women, two younger, and one senior citizen, were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The young woman pressed her forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at her questioningly. 'that was my pager,' she said. I have a microchip under the skin of my arm. A...

Santa asked me to contact all my expediting cohorts, and collect their Christmas wishes, and then send them on to the Pole. He's trying to save some time, and avoid all of you coming in to sit on his lap individually. He, knows you're busy also, trying to save a buck or two while making a buck...

This past Thursday 13 American Soldiers were killed and another 30 wounded at a horrific mass shooting at US Army installation, Ft Hood Texas. As I watched in horror and then anger I recalled my two years of final service in the Army as a Battalion Commander at Ft Hood, 2002-2004. My wife and...

Obama seems oblivious to the shambles about him By Jack Kelly – Jewish World Review Nov. 24, 2009 President Obama took his massive ego and sparse historical knowledge to Asia last week. The results were so ugly even the New York Times took notice. "Obama's Pacific Trip Encounters...

CHANGE Not long ago I read a joke... It said all the politicians running for president are promising change to the American people. We send them billions and billions of tax dollars and they send us the change. Funny? Not really; there is too much truth in it to be funny. But...

Yesterday I was at my local COSTCO buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Biscuit, the Wonder Dog and was in the checkout line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had, an elephant? So, since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told...

This is really good...I'm a borderline centrist/conservative according to this. So, you think you know where you stand, politically. Think again. The result From this short test may surprise you and give you some food for thought. You'll be asked just 10 questions, and then it...

A little old guy is walking around in a supermarket calling out, Crisco, Crissssssscoooo!' Soon an assistant manager approaches and says, 'Sir, the Crisco is in aisle 3.' The old guy replies, 'Oh, I'm not looking for the cooking stuff. I'm calling my wife. She's in here somewhere' The...

Two old men decide they are close to their last days and decide to have a last night on the town.. After a few drinks, they end up at the local brothel the madam takes one look at the two old geezers and whispers to her manager, "go up to the first two bedrooms and put an inflated...

Twas the Month before Christmas Twas the month before Christmas When all through our land, Not a Christian was praying Nor taking a stand. See the PC Police had taken away The reason for Christmas - no one could say. The children were...

I got this new deodorant today. The instructions said remove cap and push up bottom. I can barely walk, but whenever I fa*t the room smells awesome.

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I don't know if all this is true, but am passing it on anyway. You'll love this one! Way to go Big O! OOO-klahoma! OKLAHOMA MAY JUST BE THE PLACE TO LIVE ! ! ! An update from Oklahoma : Oklahoma law passed, 37 to 9, had a few liberals in the mix, an...

Some of you may know this, some may not. what is the difference between http and https ? Don't know how many are aware of this difference, but it is worth sending to any that do not..... What is the difference between http and https FIRST, MANY...

How pumpkin pies are made.

Three strangers strike up a conversation in the passenger lounge in the Bozeman , Montana airport, while waiting for their respective flights... One is an American Indian passing through from Lame Deer, another is a Cowboy on his way to Billings for a livestock show and the third...

This is one of the most eloquently put descriptions of what small business is all about that I have ever read. It will take a few minutes to read, but it is the reality of the world we live and work in today and what future we may have to deal with. This is exactly what I tell small business...

This song says what the politically correct crowd won't. YouTube - Christmas With a Capital "C"