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APPY THANKSGIVING...........Here is a recipe I thought you would like for the holidays Ingredients: 1 whole turkey 1 large lemon, cut into halves salt and pepper to taste butter or olive oil, whichever you prefer Heat oven to 350 degrees Rub butter or oil over the skin of...

If you floow the recipe, it should look like this.

The Business Section asked readers for ideas on "How Would You Fix the Economy?" I think this guy nailed it!!!!! Dear Mr. President: Please find below my suggestion for fixing America 's economy. Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander the money on...

A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs. Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man. The first woman said 'Have you ever had a hug?' The man said 'No,' so she gave him a hug and walked on. The second woman said, 'Have you ever had a kiss?'...

Sipping her drink, the single 20-year-old girl leered and said, "Last Friday,. At the end of the work, I went to my boyfriend's office wearing a leather coat. When all the other people had left, I slipped out of it and all I had on was a leather bodice, black stockings and stiletto heels. He was...

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A WOMAN'S WEEK AT THE GYM If you read this without laughing out loud, there is something wrong with you. This is dedicated to everyone who ever attempted to get into a regular workout routine. Dear Diary, For my birthday this year, my Husband (the dear sweet man) purchased a...

I've seen many animals born, but this is the first elephant. Interesting, but graphic. Video del nacimiento de un elefante… bastante dramático

At Penn State University , there were four sophomores taking chemistry and all of them had an 'A' so far. These four friends were so confident that, the weekend before finals, they decided to visit some friends and have a big party. They had a great time but, after all the hearty...

GEOGRAPHY FACTS Amazon The Amazon rainforest produces more than 20% the world's oxygen supply. The Amazon River pushes so much water in to the Atlantic Ocean that, more than one hundred miles at sea off...

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Thearmy soldierstood and faced God, Which must always come to pass. He hoped his shoes were shining, Just as brightly as his brass. 'Step forward now, Soldier, How shall I deal with you? Have you always turned the other cheek? To My Church have you been true?' The soldier squared...

I knew about the red light on cars, but not the *77 It was about 1:00 p.m. In the afternoon, and Lauren was driving to visit a friend. An UNMARKED police car pulled up behind her and put his lights on. Lauren's parents have always told her never to pull over for an unmarked car on the side...

The following letter read on Glenn Beck's show, is rapidly circulating around the country. GLENN BECK: I got a letter from a woman in Arizona . She writes an open letter to our nation's leadership: "I am a home grown American citizen, 53, registered Democrat all my life. Before the...

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa; Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful! Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe; Well developed and open to trade, especially...

I failed this one bad...maybe you can do better...I only got an 11. CramerSweeney | Brand Prix - What's Your Brand IQ?

HEY,WASN’T THAT US? SURE WAS!!! A little house with three bedrooms, one bathroom and one car on the street. A mower that you had to push to make the grass look neat. In the kitchen on the wall we only had one phone, And no need for...

Got all but one...beat that!...no cheating. smartorstoopid

Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to death. They are close to just lying down and waiting for the inevitable, when, all of a sudden ....... 'Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell? Ees bacon, I ahm sure of eet.' 'Si, Luis, eet smells like bacon to meee'...