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Just wanted to wish all the EO members & staff a Very Merry Xmas and a Happy New Year!!!God Bless You All Tony & Elan Celender

I hope all you members and drivers that live in and around Florida are all safe and sound!!! I hope you guys and gals get through this hurricane with no damage or minimal damage at the very most. I know there are quite a few of EO members living in and around the area where Francis is doing his...

I honestly believe this new addition to the EO forum is going to provide priceless information to everyone including myself. I think it may be best so everyone gets a better understanding of who the team players are and their qualifications each recruiter participating as one of those answering...

An 85-year-old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on...

http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/15/15_2_132.gif Two hillbillies walk into the trailer park bar. While having a shot of whiskey, they talk about their own moonshine operations. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it...

They fixed the voting machines in Florida!!!

Obstacles don't have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don't turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it! Success is not the result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire! Those who make the worst use of their time are the first to...

http://www.expeditersonline.com/images/lm.jpg For those of you that do not know: This! my friend’s is a picture of our every own Lawrence McCord, AKA: LM, AKA: Elmo – Expediters Lawrence McCord Online (Elmo). Let us all show LM our gratitude! To those of you that have already rated Elmo, on...

Cinderella is now 95 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead > prince, she happily sits upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by > from her front porch, with a cat named Bob for companionship. One sunny > afternoon out of nowhere, appeared the fairy godmother. Cinderella...

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Just say NO!!! http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4_3_3.gif Here is a news article I think every owner operator weather running for yourself of leased to a company should read: http://www.expeditersonline.com/artman/publish/article_1462.html I think if we all had the guts to do what the guy...

Subject: Classified Ads http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/8/8_9_13.gif Actually Taken From Classified Ads In Newspapers: FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites ---------------------------------- FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog...

http://help.smileycentral.com/whatsnew2.gif http://help.smileycentral.com/whatsnew2.gif http://help.smileycentral.com/whatsnew2.gif http://help.smileycentral.com/whatsnew2.gif http://help.smileycentral.com/whatsnew2.gif Ever notice a newbie when he or she becomes an Expediter. They are kind of...

You Might Be An Expediter If... 1. You have a reserved parking spot at the Detroiter. 2. They know you on a first name basis at the Ohio state turnpike Toll Booth 3. When the French fries machine in the Burger King beeps, you run to your truck. 4. You've been asked more than a 50 times on...

I am putting this post together hoping it will help some of you that are researching this site, and this forum in regards to making a career change and becoming an expediter. Below you will find a number of links to articles done by Jeff J and/or others for EO about every day expediters. I...

I placed an ad in the classified section on this site and within 1 hour. YES 1 hour!!! I had 20 hits and 4 replies. Keep them coming! Just wanted to bring this information to the surface. This site along with the service and information on this site is priceless to anyone in this profession, or...

I am always seeing posts from members about operating authority. Most members inquire about getting an authority, and I was just wondering how any EO members we have with their own operating authority? Of the members that do have your own authority, are you operating under it now? Did you...

Okay I screwed up!!!! I hit the wrong button and removed this thread and all it's replies. Lucky for me I was able to save the text. I copied it all in this post and let Lawrence know about it. He may be able to recover the removed thread. Sorry for being so clumsy...

Cheyenne, WY - Lawmakers in Wyoming are looking at the problem of urine bottle littering while considering making it illegal to urinate in a bottle and toss it along the road.My question is doesn't WY have a litter law? If they already have a litter law why aren't the law enforcement officials...

All vehicles would be required to use their headlights during bad weather under a bill introduced in California. Existing California law requires all vehicles to be equipped with headlights and to use them in darkness, with the exception of motorcycles. AB1854, introduced by Assemblyman Joe...