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    Now You Know Everything

    [center] The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as substitute for blood plasma. No piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7 times. Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television. Oak trees do not produce...
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    FYI

    [b]It has been brought to my attention that learecruiter a new member on the EO forum isn’t a recruiter for Lea at all (and it has been varified). This guy was posing as a recruiter on the forum, and answering emails, and threads of EO members and guests. I hope no one was taken in by this...
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    The Honest Wife

    The Honest Wife A man who was driving a car with his wife was stopped by a police officer. The following exchange took place. The man says, "What's the problem, officer?" Officer: "You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone." Man: "No sir, I was going 65." Wife: "Oh, Harry. You...
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    Two new additions to periodic table of elements:

    Two new additions to periodic table of elements: Element name: WOMAN Symbol: WO Atomic weight: (don't even go there) Physical properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze at any time. Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if mishandled. Chemical properties: Very...
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    Canada Gas prices in the US and Canada

    If you want to know what the gas prices are in your area or where you are traveling to or from click on this link and go to the city or province you are in or going to. I don't know if this site will tell the price of diesel fuel or not. I sent the Webmaster an email but haven't received a reply...
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    Men are happier than women

    [center]WHY MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER THAN WOMEN............ http://skins.hotbar.com/skins/mailskins/st/112402/garf.gif What do you expect from such simple creatures!? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You...
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    SWEET TATERS!

    [center]TATER PEOPLE http://www.americanbridge.com/Bowling/image0011.gif http://www.americanbridge.com/Bowling/image0022.gif http://www.americanbridge.com/Bowling/image0011.gif http://www.americanbridge.com/Bowling/image0022.gif Some people never seem motivated to participate, but are just...
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    MIA!!!

    [b]Does anyone know where the McBride’s are? Or have been? It’s like they fell off the face of EO!!!
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    YOU ARE BLESSED

    [center] http://www.dobhran.com/images/youblessed-2.gif http://www.dobhran.com/images/youblessed-title1.gif http://www.dobhran.com/images/youblessed-anim1a.gif http://www.dobhran.com/images/youblessed-anim1a.gif http://www.dobhran.com/images/youblessed-anim1a.gif If you woke up this morning...
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    Words Of Wisdom

    1. Jesse Jackson, Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book. It's called "Ministers Do More Than Lay People." 2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary. 3. The difference between the Pope and your boss: The Pope only expects you to kiss his ring...
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    even more new signs in 04

    http://www.people.cornell.edu/pages/dah18/america/Image22.jpg Everything you need for your "shotgun" wedding! "If we don't have it, you don't need it." http://www.people.cornell.edu/pages/dah18/america/Image21.jpg Let's go. We'll have a ball! Based on a web search, Testicle Festivals seem...
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    More New Signs in 04

    Start every day off with a smile and get it over with. W. C. Fields http://www.people.cornell.edu/pages/dah18/america/Image32.jpg Now we know what those "ladies of the night" do during the day! http://www.people.cornell.edu/pages/dah18/america/Image31.jpg Sci-Fi movies only...
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    New Signs in 04

    http://www.people.cornell.edu/pages/dah18/america/Image10.jpg ??? McLogic gone wrong... http://www.people.cornell.edu/pages/dah18/america/Image9.jpg No "Keep Off the Grass" signs here! http://www.people.cornell.edu/pages/dah18/america/Image8.jpg Of all the names to pick...
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    Humming Noise???

    OK!!! Here is what happened. The week we had the big snow, I was sinning the wheels 2 or 3 times because of poor traction. One of those times I spun the wheels I had a 1600lb load on but did come out of it. Since this I put another 3000 miles on the van. It is a Chevy 3500 Ext. cargo van with a...
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    The Interveiw!

    Well Ladies and gentlemen here is (I HOPE) a list of helpful tips on an interview with a recruiter. These tips are a mixture of info I gathered on the Internet and my own thoughts and experiences. I researched and found many different web sites that may help anyone have a successful interview...
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    HOS! & Jan,4

    As we all know Jan. 4th is right around the corner. Here is a copy of an article I read in the LL magazine: Rather than copy the article here is the link: http://www.landlinemag.com/todays_news/Daily/2003/Dec03/122403.htm The article is the first on the page, titled: DOT asks discretionary...
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    HammerNight

    What is it that I did that you gave me a -2 in the rating that was uncalled for? You are one of those gutless members that lurkers and all of a sudden you have the nerve to bash others. For you to say I did something that was uncalled for and not say what it was is gutless. All you others that...
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    SAFTY TIPS FOR DRIVERS

    MY GIFT TO ALL OF YOU! This is the season we see a lot more traffic on the roads and everyone is in a hurry to go nowhere. Road Rage is also at an all time high this time of year. I found these safety tips on the Internet and thought if only one other person saw these tips and followed them that...
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