I ran across these amusing Thanksgiving quips and thought I'd share...Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!
Turkey: A large bird whose flesh, when eaten on certain religious anniversaries has the peculiar property of attesting piety and gratitude .
One Diets on Thanksgiving
What we're really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one diets. I mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving?
Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday . People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often.
An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.
I was over at Burbank airport and you could tell it's Thanksgiving...I saw a TSA agent probing a guy with a turkey baster.
should look for someone to eat and drink with before looking for something to
eat and drink.
George Bernard Shaw
There is no sincerer love than the love of food.