With a nod to Skeeter Davis (& Moot)
Why do folks keep on wanting
To drive all over this land?
Why are they in such demand?
Don't they know it's the end of the world?
It ended when they banned the van.
Why do carriers keep on signing
Newbies with contracts in hand?
Why do they bother to plan?
Don't they know it's the end of the world?
It ended when they banned the van.
Why do I keep expediting?
Why am I such a fan?
Why are the keys never far from my hand?
Don't I know it's the end of the world?
It won't be, till they ban the van!
Why do folks keep on wanting
To drive all over this land?
Why are they in such demand?
Don't they know it's the end of the world?
It ended when they banned the van.
Why do carriers keep on signing
Newbies with contracts in hand?
Why do they bother to plan?
Don't they know it's the end of the world?
It ended when they banned the van.
Why do I keep expediting?
Why am I such a fan?
Why are the keys never far from my hand?
Don't I know it's the end of the world?
It won't be, till they ban the van!