Stone Cold Hard Core Tucker

iceroadtrucker

Veteran Expediter
Driver
Stone Cold Hard Core Trucker.

1. You getting home 6weeks out in on a Friday and out
That Monday. That's the rule. (Forget about Holidays)
Thats when ya make the Big money.
Christmas (MAYBE)
But you will fly from Omaha NE to your Place you will by your
own ticket.

2. I don't do Seasonal Co drivers. Summer Time only
So if you did come on board you there for no less than a
Year. I dont give 2 sheets to the wind about your
Seasonal bussiness Job no Drama Queeen Personal life
crap. No Extra Baggage allowed

3. IF You drove an Automatic & Cant drive a 13 speed stick and float the gears then and I have to train you.
You get 5% less than to std 20% I get the
Remainder till your trained.

4. The Truck does not have a gen or a microwave or fridge
Dont even got a TV. Its a stripped Tractor. I dont run
the Truck to keep cool I sit in TA and Flying J and Petro
Movie / TV rooms to sleep.
The rest of you reading this now you Know why I work
out fevershly and keep Asking for Runs.

5. I got rules and here they are Take care of the Truck and
Trailer 1st and complete all the Paper work. Fuel, T&TCKS L
lights, oil and Fluids, Check Brakes air bags ect. Tires ect
Regular Pretrip inspection. Sweep out the trailer put up
all gear. Complete all PW TVAL Trip packs ect.
When thats done then take care of You!! But not untill
The above is done.
During a load Some one stays with the Truck at all times
Never leave the Truck unattended some will always be
with the truck during a load no matter what.



6. I work out in truck Stops and when I'm done thats when we
take a shower not when u want one. U gotta have one then
Ull pay for it on your own. Or You can wait till im done
working out. You could always get get with the Program
as its policy and Work out as well. Out of shape
People too many Problems. No Extra Baggage needed.

7. No Drinking No Smoking No Dipping Or Chewing No stinking Drugs what so ever. You got a Bladder Problem or are a diabetic I don't need some one with special needs to take care of Im not a Baby sitter. If by chance you do come on board You will get a Random UR. test and a Hair Folic test done on you and a Lie detector test done on you as well. Scratch. & dent Drivers I don't Need!!! HINT HINT PAY HEED
You will pay for the above as well.
Bet You have changed your mind.
Money for Nothing checks for free to good isn't it.

You run your mouth with me You will be Put out at the Nearest Buss station. I don't tolerate BS.

Last but not least shut up and drive.

Whos Next? Im Listening!!!


Have a wonderful day.
the Trash is now on the curb
 
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Dreamer

Administrator Emeritus
Charter Member
So.... you want someone with no family, and no life to live in a truck with no comforts, and sleep in truck stop tv rooms.


Hmmmm...... I thought that was called homeless.

Yeah... good luck with that.




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butterfly610

Veteran Expediter
Lol, that reminds me of the drivers who say if you have a nice truck you must not be making any money because you are sitting so much. Why would someone want to be out for months at a time and have nothing. You give up a home, so why not have a home away from home.
 

Dreamer

Administrator Emeritus
Charter Member
Exactly. I believe your family should still recognize you, or why have them?


Dale

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pjjjjj

Veteran Expediter
Stone Cold Hard Core Trucker.

1. You getting home 6weeks out in on a Friday and out
That Monday. That's the rule. (Forget about Holidays)
Thats when ya make the Big money.
Christmas (MAYBE)
But you will fly from Omaha NE to your Place you will by your
own ticket.

2. I don't do Seasonal Co drivers. Summer Time only
So if you did come on board you there for no less than a
Year. I dont give 2 sheets to the wind about your
Seasonal bussiness Job no Drama Queeen Personal life
crap. No Extra Baggage allowed

3. IF You drove an Automatic & Cant drive a 13 speed stick and float the gears then and I have to train you.
You get 5% less than to std 20% I get the
Remainder till your trained.

4. The Truck does not have a gen or a microwave or fridge
Dont even got a TV. Its a stripped Tractor. I dont run
the Truck to keep cool I sit in TA and Flying J and Petro
Movie / TV rooms to sleep.
The rest of you reading this now you Know why I work
out fevershly and keep Asking for Runs.

5. I got rules and here they are Take care of the Truck and
Trailer 1st and complete all the Paper work. Fuel, T&TCKS L
lights, oil and Fluids, Check Brakes air bags ect. Tires ect
Regular Pretrip inspection. Sweep out the trailer put up
all gear. Complete all PW TVAL Trip packs ect.
When thats done then take care of You!! But not untill
The above is done.
During a load Some one stays with the Truck at all times
Never leave the Truck unattended some will always be
with the truck during a load no matter what.



6. I work out in truck Stops and when I'm done thats when we
take a shower not when u want one. U gotta have one then
Ull pay for it on your own. Or You can wait till im done
working out. You could always get get with the Program
as its policy and Work out as well. Out of shape
People too many Problems. No Extra Baggage needed.

7. No Drinking No Smoking No Dipping Or Chewing No stinking Drugs what so ever. You got a Bladder Problem or are a diabetic I don't need some one with special needs to take care of Im not a Baby sitter. If by chance you do come on board You will get a Random UR. test and a Hair Folic test done on you and a Lie detector test done on you as well. Scratch. & dent Drivers I don't Need!!! HINT HINT PAY HEED
You will pay for the above as well.
Bet You have changed your mind.
Money for Nothing checks for free to good isn't it.

You run your mouth with me You will be Put out at the Nearest Buss station. I don't tolerate BS.

Last but not least shut up and drive.

Whos Next? Im Listening!!!


Have a wonderful day.
the Trash is now on the curb

Can I ask what the average pay-to-the-codriver would be? (historically speaking, of course).
Why does the co have to wait until you're finished working out, to have a shower?
With all due respect, it sounds like perhaps you might be better suited to be a solo.
Are you referring to your co's when you refer to the trash being left at the curb, etc?
 

cheri1122

Veteran Expediter
Driver
Irt: if this is a 'driver wanted' ad, it should be in the classified section.
Maybe you were hoping to slow down the flood of applicants by hiding it here, but you'll just have to deal with being in demand, so to speak.
Maybe you could get Melanieanne to help you with the deluge.......:confused:
 

iceroadtrucker

Veteran Expediter
Driver
Irt: if this is a 'driver wanted' ad, it should be in the classified section.
Maybe you were hoping to slow down the flood of applicants by hiding it here, but you'll just have to deal with being in demand, so to speak.
Maybe you could get Melanieanne to help you with the deluge.......:confused:


Wrong answer the descripton of the Truck is correct. It dont have no ammenties no Gen no Micro No Fridge No TV
Cant idel the thing due to fuel Prices.
All the rest of the Trucks on the Fleets Have all the above
But not the one I am in. Since the company moniters this dumm forem I thouht I just let them know how the Heck i realy live out here. & if you would read what I wrote They and You would understand why I call in and drive them crazy for Runs, Work. So I can Keep Cool in the Summer and Warm in the winter. Oh yes one last thing (Co Drivers)
I got a good one now and the Seasonal thing there is a Driver in OH last week that said they wanted to get on the Truck with me I said NO WAY in H E L L. A Seasonal Diver. I dont need a Summer time Buss Diver only for them to go back to bussing kids in the Fall. That only drove an Automatic

For as the Company goes Get me Rolling Texas is 104 degrees.

I walked over to the J for internet and eat a 2 buck meal.
A trucker approached me and asked me for a shower I said follow me and I took him to the TA gave him a shower and a free drink. He told me he hadnt had a shower in 3 days.

Im not a bad person. Seeing Bitter Hearts getting all the ammenties in Equipment and I get the barebones. Good guys finish last. That a buch of Crap.
Not no more.
since the company reads the Tabbs
NOW get me moving!!
 
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iceroadtrucker

Veteran Expediter
Driver
Can I ask what the average pay-to-the-codriver would be? (historically speaking, of course).
Why does the co have to wait until you're finished working out, to have a shower?
With all due respect, it sounds like perhaps you might be better suited to be a solo.
Are you referring to your co's when you refer to the trash being left at the curb, etc?

The co driver gets paid the same as me unless they are a greenhorn.
 

garyatk

Seasoned Expediter
IRT... I have a truck with everything you need to live comfortably waiting for a driver... Send me a PM if you want to talk...
 

Moot

Veteran Expediter
Owner/Operator
Stone Cold Hard Core Trucker.


6. I work out in truck Stops and when I'm done thats when we
take a shower not when u want one.

How does your wife and Melanieanne feel about this? Who's watching the truck when you and your co-driver are cavorting in the shower?
 

skyraider

Veteran Expediter
US Navy
No. 1: I can't believe I read all this nonsense.

No. 2: I say if u want to be a Monk in a truck,go for it.

No. 3: It makes me appreciate that I am not weird.

No.4: There is no number 4. Heaven help us.
 

cheri1122

Veteran Expediter
Driver
No. 1: I can't believe I read all this nonsense.
But you believe all the other nonsense? ;)

No. 2: I say if u want to be a Monk in a truck,go for it.
Truck monkey?:confused:

No. 3: It makes me appreciate that I am not weird.
That's not what I heard.....:D

No.4: There is no number 4. Heaven help us.
I'd settle for dispatch helping us, there'd be less time for the nonsense we get up to when we get bored, eh?:)
 
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