Uh, hi JLUCAS. I... I haven't dare tell anyone this yet. I mean people might think I weird, or really weird or something. Every so often over the past few months I would feel a hand in my back pocket. My wallet pocket. If I turned around quick I could catch a glimpse of this hand retreating. After checking my wallet I would discover that money was missing.
This hand was not human.The fingers were long flexible tubes capable of sucking, just like a vacuum cleaner. Each finger nail was painted blue with a white star and the hand was red. The arm was long. Very long. I can never see the end or what it is attached to.
What do you make of this? Would purchasing one of those "chain-drive" wallets help? Should I keep my money in my sock along with my condoms or maybe put the condoms in my wallet. I always heard never carry condoms in a wallet. That's why I put them in my socks. But if they get stolen from my wallet then it really doesn't matter.
Please help and as my dead grandma always said: "A pair of normals beats a couple of noias." She also said: "A doctor in the hand is worth a pair of medics in the bush."
