One for Joe!! Layout

OntarioVanMan

Retired Expediter
Owner/Operator
Thank God for our military and our law enforcement officers and the sacrifices they make for us. I’ll leave you with this story about a young veteran:
A college professor, an avowed atheist, was teaching his class. He shocked several of his students when he flatly stated that there is no God, the expression, "One Nation Under God", was unconstitutional, and further, he was going to prove there is no God. Addressing the ceiling he shouted: "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you 15 minutes!"
The lecture room fell silent. You could have heard a pin fall. Ten minutes went by. Again he taunted God, saying, "Here I am, God. I'm still waiting."
His countdown got down to the last couple of minutes when a soldier just released from active duty in Iraq and newly registered in the class walked up to the professor, hit him full force in the face, and knocked him off his lofty platform. The professor was out cold! At first the students were shocked and babbled in confusion.
The soldier took a seat in the front row and sat silent. The class fell silent... waiting.
Eventually, the professor came to, shaken. He looked at the young soldier in the front row. When he regained his senses and could speak he yelled, "What's the matter with you? Why did you do that?"
"God was busy. He sent me."
God Bless America.
 

chefdennis

Veteran Expediter
Has it should be!! God Bless America...and while all of you are at it, keep Joe in your Thoughts and Prayers.....at least until we hear from him again....
 

Poorboy

Expert Expediter
joe is the name we call all american soldiers & marines & sailors & airmen alike.

So dont worry joe is just fine.
:)

Good Post OntarioVANMAN

I Knew That, But I Thought That Layout (Joe) was Sick or Injured! With all the Stuff Going on with An Idiot Post Earlier (Which I Had Missed) I had Thought that Something Happened to Him!! Thanx :eek:
 

layoutshooter

Veteran Expediter
Retired Expediter
MAN!! I go away hunting and all heck breaks loose!! Thanks for all the concern. I am fine, not injured, sick or otherwise. Just been deer hunting. I did score a doe this morning. Meat in the freezer.

It would seem that someone may have sort of been after me? Again? I must be far more effective than I thought I was!!


And they say that I am paranoid!!

Do I need to hire an attorney?
 

Poorboy

Expert Expediter
MAN!! I go away hunting and all heck breaks loose!! Thanks for all the concern. I am fine, not injured, sick or otherwise. Just been deer hunting. I did score a doe this morning. Meat in the freezer.

It would seem that someone may have sort of been after me? Again? I must be far more effective than I thought I was!!


And they say that I am paranoid!!

Do I need to hire an attorney?

I sure would at Least Tell My Attorney about it, See what He Says, Then Go After The Balls!! Glad to Hear you are Ok!! :D
 

layoutshooter

Veteran Expediter
Retired Expediter
LOL!! I too am happy to hear that I am OK!! I was concerned for my health and safety after reading things in here and did a complete self-exam to confirm that I was OK!! :D
 
R

riverrat

Guest
LOL!! I too am happy to hear that I am OK!! I was concerned for my health and safety after reading things in here and did a complete self-exam to confirm that I was OK!! :D

makes we wonder just how "complete" that exam was! roflmao
 

LDB

Veteran Expediter
Retired Expediter
You better ask the boss before you make any final decision. :D
 

layoutshooter

Veteran Expediter
Retired Expediter
A little paranoia is good for everyone. Keeps you sharp and on your toes!! BAD things happen when you get too "comfortable".
 
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