Old GEEZERS Wanted--GEEZER PRIDE!!!!

OntarioVanMan

Retired Expediter
Owner/Operator
For Layoutshooter the oldest GEEZER I know...

Actually, it's not a bad thing to be called as you will see....

'Geezers' are easy to spot: At sporting events, during the playing of the Star Spangled BANNER. Old Geezers remove their caps and stand at attention and sing without embarrassment. They know the words and believe in them.

Old Geezers remember the Depression, World War II, Pearl Harbor , Guadalcanal , Normandy and Hitler. They remember the Atomic Age, the Korean War 1950-55, The Cold War, the jet age and the moon landing, the 50 plus Peacekeeping Missions from 1945 to 2005 the Jet Age and the Moon Landing, not to mention Vietnam .

If you bump into an Old Geezer On the sidewalk he will apologize. If you pass an Old Geezer on the street, he will nod or tip his cap to a lady. Old Geezers trust strangers and are courtly to women. Old Geezers hold the door for the next person and always, when walking, make certain the lady is on the inside for protection. Old Geezers get embarrassed if someone curses in front of women and children and they don't like any filth on TV or in movies or in e-mails.

Old Geezers have moral courage. They seldom brag unless it's about their grandchildren.

It's the Old Geezers who know our great country is protected, not by politicians, but by the young men and women in the military serving their country.

This country needs Old Geezers with their decent values.

We need them now more than ever.

Thank God for Old Geezers!
 
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aristotle

Veteran Expediter
Technically, I don't meet the age criterion for Geezerhood, but I will soon enough. I am with you in spirit. GEEZERS FOREVER.
 

Pilgrim

Veteran Expediter
Retired Expediter
That's just Whippersnapper age. Maybe there's a "Gran Torino" status somewhere around Geezer. My daughters tell me I need to see that movie.
 

Turtle

Administrator
Staff member
Retired Expediter
A little old lady was running up and down the halls in a nursing home. As she passed by the open doors, she would flip up the hem of her nightgown and say "Supersex." She walked up to an elderly man in a wheelchair. Flipping her gown at him, she said, "Supersex."He looked at her for a moment or two and finally answered,



"Soup."



 
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