Kookaburra sits on a the old gum tree ....

[RLENT]

..... apparently down at the TA in Terrell, TX.

If you think you will be able sit under said gum tree without suffering mass humiliation, lemme tell ya - you got another thing coming. This, after only about 12 hours:

 

[Turtle]

Ah, "sits" = poops, and "old gum tree" = Bolt Sprinter

Bird Poop and Bolt - A Striking Combination

 

[moose]

I remember reading a sign on a Central Park bench , some 25 years ago : "never sit under a standing bird"...

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