Economic Stimulus Payment.

[iceroadtrucker]

"This year, taxpayers will receive an Economic Stimulus Payment. This is
a very exciting new program that I will explain using the Q and A
format:

"Q. What is an Economic Stimulus Payment?

"A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.

"Q. Where will the government get this money?

"A. From taxpayers.

"Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?

"A. Only a smidgen.

"Q. What is the purpose of this payment?

"A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a
high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.

"Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China ?

"A. Shut up."



Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the US economy by
spending your stimulus check wisely:

If you spend that money at Walmart, all the money will go to China .

If you spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs.

If you purchase a computer it will go to India .

If you purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico , Honduras ,
and Guatemala (unless you buy organic).

If you buy a car it will go to Japan .

If you purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan .

And none of it will help the American economy.

We need to keep that money here in America . You can keep the money
in America by spending it at yard sales, going to a baseball game, or
spend it on Fitness or tattoos are the only businesses still in the US.

 

[layoutshooter]

Not my check. I hope to buy a new gun or two and a few thousand rounds. Layoutshooter

 

[iceroadtrucker]

Not my check. I hope to buy a new gun or two and a few thousand rounds. Layoutshooter

Thought U had some Guns and Rifles man that why they call ya the shooter.

Oh well.

If your rusty better do some Target Pratice. HG

 

[layoutshooter]

I have several but I am missing a couple that I would like to have. Since what I am looking at is made in the good Old U.S.A. it would help the economy. I call my self layoutshooter because layout hunting is my favorite type of duck hunting. I would like to buy the extra ammo prior to Obama putting heavy taxes on it. He has stated that in the past. Layoutshooter

 

[chefdennis]

iceroad wrote:

Thought U had some Guns and Rifles

Unless a person owns very gun he / she has ever wanted, you can never have too many guns..and even that isn't a completely true statement, i own 4 sks's.........along with more then i can shoot at 1 time..takes a few days to run a hundred rounds thriugh each of them!!

As for ammo, yeap, if you done have a large cache now, get it! Ammo is getting sparse and the price is going up. Stopped at a gun shop in FLA, he had no 2.23/5.56 in stock, had been out for over a month and didn't know if he was even going to get the imported stuff he had ordered....

Barry has become the best gun salesmen in a longgggg time!!!

 

[OntarioVanMan]

Lets think about imported goods for a minute...the jobs created here to handle these goods...

They come over in containers to the sea ports
Longshoremen unload the ships = jobs

Containers are shipped around the country by truck or train =jobs

to distribution warehouses to be unloaded and stored and accounted for= fork lift drivers, office staff, cumputer fixers=jobs

now they are distributed to the box stores...more driving jobs

said containers have to go back to ports....more jobs....

 

[iceroadtrucker]

Ya and so I guess I got to register all mine Yuppers Hoo Cares.
By the way I dont need a Mini Ball bat for Protection in anycase anyone that does has got a problem.
But then again I do one handed push ups run 5 to 7 miles and Do inverted situps Check out Rocky 5, pepper OC spary dont effect me nor does a tasser Hint.
Now I have seen alot of Pics on here I wonder how some ever made the status quo they protray. Out shape I would never protray a picture like that on here. But then of course I dont drink I dont smoke I dont dip I dont do drugs and many here do. See my point.
In my Eyes You drink you smoke You dip or Drugs You fall into the catagory of the same stature as the Boy with 8 gold Medals that got caught smoking a joint and Kelloggs pulled his Endoursement.
He represents the Country
We Represent the Company
THe companies must feel sorry for the people out here
Hey look at it like this Why would a company want to endorse pics of people out shape smokes hanging out the pockets shirts untucked pants ready to fall down.
Unshaven. Get my drift.
The same goes with this as well dont sell me a bunch of Crap in other words Lie to me on what was and how much ya did if your not at that stature no more. If you are asked, since this and this happend, are you still able to do that ? or no? and You say YES , but realy ya cant. I find out you Lied to me. and that lie effects me personaly. I don't play, I dont go for being lied to or stole from. I Pray God show you mercy. If It dont effect me and I find you lied well when your standing at the Pearly gates Ur the one that will be Judged.

This Economic stimulas package thats being pushed through. All that Bull roar and hype over somthing that realy isnt. Get my Drift.
Dont make somthing out that realy isnt. You want to help some one out then tell the Truth dont candy coat it.
If the people dont like it they will say so but.
What everyone wants out here is the Truth and a fare Shake. Not to see the FAT CATS making it and The little guys struggeling.
Sounds like the same OLD PRO QUO to me.
Rich getting Richer and Poor getting Poorer.

That Bill is nothing but shear Pork.
GOOD Gracious why in the world does CA need a Stinking train to LAS VEGAS?
Hey Give every American Tax Payer 15,000.00 and then not tax them retroactive back for 2008. Hey there would be money for medical and Roads to be fixed as well wouldnt there.
Ya and what else shore up the Social Security to.
Now Make some Real Jobs then Drill for Oil here substute the Lift costs, Build Refineries, Build a few more Nuc power Plants, ect.
Then throw out the Illegals as well. Would that not stimulate the economy better than giving it to the stinking Fat CATS??
I would think so. I know there are a few on here that would agree with this there are those here that 15,000.00 would drasticaly help and along with the NO tax retroactive back for 2008.
Would pull them small business OOPS outa a slump wouldnt it. Tell me it wouldnt .

You got a better Plan then lets here it.
Talk is Cheap.
By the way Im sick of the Excusess

The people Voted for Change not for FAT CAT CRAP
I think that is what we realy got ALL Talk and No go
YA HEY People its SHOW TIME !!!
SHHHH Be very Quite if you do You might just here the
Pork Dripping outa the Barrol on to the Floor.

IF we get in line with our Bowls maybe we can get our Ration.

 

[flattop40]

We need to keep that money here in America . You can keep the money
in America by spending it at yard sales, going to a baseball game, or
spend it on Fitness or tattoos are the only businesses still in the US.

LMAO now this is the funniest statement I have read all day.

So if I understand you correctly you want us to get tattoos for our stimulus? And this tattoo artest....... does he eat?...... does he drive a car?...... does he watch tv?........ hmmmmm that seems like the things you said not to do with your money.

I guess it is true some will bite off their nose to spite their face.

 

[flattop40]

I guess thats why some animals will eat their young. Thins out the gene pool.

 

[iceroadtrucker]

LMAO now this is the funniest statement I have read all day.

So if I understand you correctly you want us to get tattoos for our stimulus?

No I suggested only somthing to spend it on. didnt say ya had to get one.

By American Saving BONDS what ya got to say to that.

 

[flattop40]

LMAO now this is the funniest statement I have read all day.

So if I understand you correctly you want us to get tattoos for our stimulus?

No I suggested only somthing to spend it on. didnt say ya had to get one.

By American Saving BONDS what ya got to say to that.

Ok so now you say buy bonds........ all that does is give the money back to the government.

Please enlighten me on how that will STIMULATE anything. How will that create 1 job? how will that produce 1 piece of product?

I am waiting for your great pearls of wisdom IRT.

 

[OntarioVanMan]

Actually I buy Dixie brand paper plates and cups for the van....Made in US of A. Good ole GA Pacific! I don't buy the cheap brand!!

 

[iceroadtrucker]

Ok so now you say buy bonds........ all that does is give the money back to the government.

Please enlighten me on how that will STIMULATE anything. How will that create 1 job? how will that produce 1 piece of product?

I am waiting for your great pearls of wisdom IRT.

Hey I sure know that wont get it from you as heck If that was the case U would have already posted it.

 

[flattop40]

Hey I sure know that wont get it from you as heck If that was the case U would have already posted it.

I have read your response 5 times and I am still shaking my head. What are you trying to say?