Do Bugs Have A Place On Your Dinner Plate?

EnglishLady

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The world's food crisis could be eased if Westerners included insects in their diet to make up some of their protein needs, according to a Dutch scientist.

The world's food crisis could be eased if Westerners included insects in their diet to make up some of their protein needs, according to a Dutch scientist.


Arnold Van Huis, Professor of Entomology at Wageningen University, says bugs are nutritious and full of goodness and if people in the West could override their culturally indoctrinated sense of disgust, the environment would benefit.

He believes a population explosion and rising living standards have caused a "meat crisis".

"Twenty years ago people ate just 20kg of meat, now it is 50kg. In 20 years from now it will be even more and we will soon run out of planet."

To prove his point Professor Van Huis gobbles up a couple of freeze-dried crickets

He says they taste good and are packed full of vitamins.

Insects are often eaten to bulk out the diet in Asia, where a hot climate means they are a bountiful foodstuff.

But if they were farmed on an industrial scale they would be an environmentally friendly alternative to meat.

Insects are cold blooded so they do not need to convert food energy into heat; consequently you get more bug for your buck.

Insects also emit 10 times less methane than their traditional farmyard alternatives

There are already companies in the West who are experimenting with buggy delights.

So, how about grasshopper chicken nuggets, or wok-fried mealworm?

It may not sound tempting but when insects are ground down and mixed with spices the taste and knowledge of what you are eating is disguised but the nutritional benefits remain.

Or so the argument goes.

Sky News - in the interest of world-saving research - tried out some insect dishes on unsuspecting shoppers at a Dutch supermarket.


The reactions were mixed; many shoppers looked horrified but others ate their grasshopper chicken nuggets with gusto saying they tasted just fine.

Professor Van Huis believes his work could take the strain off the planet.

His mission now is to convince a sceptical public that bugs do have a place on your plate.


Stop calling them "bugs" might help :eek:
 

Turtle

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"The world's food crisis could be eased if Westerners included insects in their diet to make up some of their protein needs, according to a Dutch scientist."

It could also be solved if Westerners stopped producing wheat and corn for the rest of the world. :D


"Arnold Van Huis, Professor of Entomology at Wageningen University, says bugs are nutritious and full of goodness and if people in the West could override their culturally indoctrinated sense of disgust, the environment would benefit."

Oh, there's nothing indoctrinated about how disgusting bugs are. Bugs are disgusting because they are disgusting, end of indoctrination. In cultures where they eat them, people have been culturally indoctrinated to eat them because there's nothing else to eat at times. Eat a bug or die, there's you indoctrination.


"He believes a population explosion and rising living standards have caused a "meat crisis"."

Well, duh, rising living standards like "Me no longer eat bugs because they're disgusting".


"To prove his point Professor Van Huis gobbles up a couple of freeze-dried crickets. He says they taste good and are packed full of vitamins."

Jeffery Dahmer ate people. Cold cuts and head cheese. He said they tasted good and were packed full of vitamins and protein. Which proves that insane people can be professors or cannibals, either way. Doesn't make much difference. Crazy is crazy.


"But if they were farmed on an industrial scale they would be an environmentally friendly alternative to meat."

Yeah, nothing like farming grasshoppers on an industrial scale, and then someone forgets to close the door to the grasshopper coup. A bazillion hungry grasshoppers are let loose in the middle of farm country on an environmentally friendly romp that some people might call a plague.

Then we'll have a mob out there with butterfly nets trying to catch dinner. It'll be a mess.


"Insects are cold blooded so they do not need to convert food energy into heat; consequently you get more bug for your buck."

Say what? You can give me free bugs and I'm still not gonna eat 'em. Gimme a buck's worth of buffalo and you got a deal.


"Insects also emit 10 times less methane than their traditional farmyard alternatives."

Clearly, der Professor of Entomology doesn't know about termites, which blow cows out of the water when it comes to methane output. I'm not gonna eat termites, either.


"So, how about grasshopper chicken nuggets, or wok-fried mealworm?"

How about the professor getting a wok-fried kick in his nuggets?



"Sky News - in the interest of world-saving research - tried out some insect dishes on unsuspecting shoppers at a Dutch supermarket."

Sky News - in the interest of world-saving research - did not try any of the insect dishes themselves. Smart bunch, those Sky News folks.


"The reactions were mixed; many shoppers looked horrified but others ate their grasshopper chicken nuggets with gusto saying they tasted just fine."

Then walked around the corner and threw up on the mangoes.


"Professor Van Huis believes his work could take the strain off the planet."

Yeah, 'cause you'd no longer have to sift for bugs.

Strain, sift, get it?

Tough crowd.



"His mission now is to convince a sceptical public that bugs do have a place on your plate."

If given a choice, he couldn't even convince a bug-loving willing public. He could go to the most bug-lovin' village in deepest, hottest Asia, and give each person two plates, one piled high with bugs, and the other piled high with prime rib swimming in its own juices, and the bugged plates wouldn't be touched, I'm tellin' ya.
 

EnglishLady

Veteran Expediter
"The world's food crisis could be eased if Westerners included insects in their diet to make up some of their protein needs, according to a Dutch scientist."

It could also be solved if Westerners stopped producing wheat and corn for the rest of the world. :D


"Arnold Van Huis, Professor of Entomology at Wageningen University, says bugs are nutritious and full of goodness and if people in the West could override their culturally indoctrinated sense of disgust, the environment would benefit."

Oh, there's nothing indoctrinated about how disgusting bugs are. Bugs are disgusting because they are disgusting, end of indoctrination. In cultures where they eat them, people have been culturally indoctrinated to eat them because there's nothing else to eat at times. Eat a bug or die, there's you indoctrination.


"He believes a population explosion and rising living standards have caused a "meat crisis"."

Well, duh, rising living standards like "Me no longer eat bugs because they're disgusting".


"To prove his point Professor Van Huis gobbles up a couple of freeze-dried crickets. He says they taste good and are packed full of vitamins."

Jeffery Dahmer ate people. Cold cuts and head cheese. He said they tasted good and were packed full of vitamins and protein. Which proves that insane people can be professors or cannibals, either way. Doesn't make much difference. Crazy is crazy.


"But if they were farmed on an industrial scale they would be an environmentally friendly alternative to meat."

Yeah, nothing like farming grasshoppers on an industrial scale, and then someone forgets to close the door to the grasshopper coup. A bazillion hungry grasshoppers are let loose in the middle of farm country on an environmentally friendly romp that some people might call a plague.

Then we'll have a mob out there with butterfly nets trying to catch dinner. It'll be a mess.


"Insects are cold blooded so they do not need to convert food energy into heat; consequently you get more bug for your buck."

Say what? You can give me free bugs and I'm still not gonna eat 'em. Gimme a buck's worth of buffalo and you got a deal.


"Insects also emit 10 times less methane than their traditional farmyard alternatives."

Clearly, der Professor of Entomology doesn't know about termites, which blow cows out of the water when it comes to methane output. I'm not gonna eat termites, either.


"So, how about grasshopper chicken nuggets, or wok-fried mealworm?"

How about the professor getting a wok-fried kick in his nuggets?



"Sky News - in the interest of world-saving research - tried out some insect dishes on unsuspecting shoppers at a Dutch supermarket."

Sky News - in the interest of world-saving research - did not try any of the insect dishes themselves. Smart bunch, those Sky News folks.


"The reactions were mixed; many shoppers looked horrified but others ate their grasshopper chicken nuggets with gusto saying they tasted just fine."

Then walked around the corner and threw up on the mangoes.


"Professor Van Huis believes his work could take the strain off the planet."

Yeah, 'cause you'd no longer have to sift for bugs.

Strain, sift, get it?

Tough crowd.



"His mission now is to convince a sceptical public that bugs do have a place on your plate."

If given a choice, he couldn't even convince a bug-loving willing public. He could go to the most bug-lovin' village in deepest, hottest Asia, and give each person two plates, one piled high with bugs, and the other piled high with prime rib swimming in its own juices, and the bugged plates wouldn't be touched, I'm tellin' ya.



ROFL - Too funny :p - well done LOL :D
 
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