April has sprung!

hazmat

Veteran Expediter
Owner/Operator
Thought I would resurrect an old post and put a smile on someone's face today....


Forced Emergency Expediting Services – "FEES"
“GIVE US A CALL WITH WHAT THEY WON’T HAUL”

at FEESes you can smell the loads!!!

FEESes Incentives …

Why work for Dimes when you can drive for Pennies with FEESes!!!
FEESes loads are the worst in the Industry!!!
We “Guarantee” you’ll never get home with FEESes!!!
Fill your pockets with all the FEESes you want, we have the worst pay in the Industry!!!
All FEESes loads are involuntary dispatched!!!

At the end of the day all we can say is “FEESes Happens!!!”


Don’t delay, call us today at 1-800-EAT-FEES(es)

Hope to see you on the road (just look for our skid marks)?!?!



**the above is for entertainment purposes only, all info is strictly fictional and does not reflect any actual companies, advertisers or members on EO**
 
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tknight

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Are u sure about that sounds familiar to me sometimes maybe not someone who is here but it's the truth in a twisted way
 
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OntarioVanMan

Retired Expediter
Owner/Operator
Those signs were imported from S Carolina....:)....

funny thing...on the inside back it says...."Printed in China"........LOL

joking.....
 

OntarioVanMan

Retired Expediter
Owner/Operator
I remember busy and I know Steady remembers busy....2-3 loads a week is SLOW! Almost laughable when someone says its busy! from end of March to sometime in June.....depending on the length 4-5 loads a week EVERY week...you had to go out of service, you were predispatched a lot of the time 1/2 way into the load you were on....just go like an every ready bunny! Now that was busy!
 

OntarioVanMan

Retired Expediter
Owner/Operator
Hey.... alittle over 29,000 paid miles during the 1rst. qtr. I am waiting for the Rush to start .. i just wish i could get Home on the weekends ..... :p
and YOU know....get it while the goings good with a new carrier....It could end at any time....1 corporate brainiac makes a change....and poof..those miles dwindle....
 
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OntarioVanMan

Retired Expediter
Owner/Operator
That must be why i don't go out of service to plant the Garden ....:p
Of course not Mr JD and look where I live....in Capital of JD land...
gift for your grandson?....
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