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Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York. This would...

Just got this off Architectural Record: http://archrecord.construction.com/news/wtc/archives/050629freedom.asp Pretty Cool! The Gibster

PAY SPECIAL ATTENTION TO THE WORDING AND SPELLING. IT COMES FROM A CATHOLIC ELEMENTARY SCHOOL TEST. KIDS WERE ASKED QUESTIONS ABOUT THE OLD AND NEW TESTAMENTS. THE FOLLOWING STATEMENTS ABOUT THE BIBLE WERE WRITTEN BY CHILDREN. THEY HAVE NOT BEEN RETOUCHED OR CORRECTED. INCORRECT SPELLING...

A guy runs into a crowded barber shop and asks the barber how long for a haircut. The barber looks around and says about 30-35 minutes. The guys thanks him and runs out the door and down the street. The barber scatches his head, and passes it off as some kook. The next day the same guy runs in...

A minister during the offertory prayer: "Dear Lord," he began with arms extended and a rapturous look on his upturned face, "without you we are but dust..." He would have continued, but at that moment one very obedient little girl (who was listening carefully for a change) leaned over to her...

An elderly man goes into a nursing home and a few weeks later his daughter comes by to see how he's doing. "How's it going Dad"? "Great, great, they're feeding us well, I'm settling in, I'm even meeting a few old friends here". They're both happy and chat for a while, then he say's, "You...

I was thinking about how a status symbol of today is those cell phones that everyone has clipped on. I can't afford one. So, I'm wearing my garage door opener. You know, I spent a fortune on deodorant before I realized that people didn't like me anyway. I was thinking about old age and...

I promise, no actual penguins were harmed in the making of this game.:D Click once to make the penguin jump off the cliff and click again to make the Polar bear swing the bat to smack the penguin! See how far you can make him fly!(this IS addicting) Have fun! Click here...

I'm at .428, Donna did it in .240 See how quick you can keep the little boogers from escaping! http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/humanbody/sleep/sheep/ This is almost addictive.:P The Gibster

Exercise your grey matter and join in . . .I thought of this after reading the post "stupid things we have done", and then these two happened to me: You Might Be a Redneck Expediter if the luggage you carry in and out of the motel are Wal-Mart grocery bags. You Might Be a Redneck Expediter...

If you deliver in or around Philly there are 2 easy to get to places in town to park and dine. Get off I95 at the 'Penn's Landing' exit (you'll see the old US Steamship liner along the waterfront for a landmark). Follow the waterfront west to Oregon Avenue, and turn north/right. Just past the...

When we get to KC on the KS side, another driver told us about the hugh Cabellas as a layover point. They have a hugh lot for RV's, a lot of local truck companies seem to be using it as a trailer transfer yard. But it's clean, quiet, has water, sanitation dump, pet exercise area, horse layover...

We typically head for the Petro in Elkton, MD if dropping anwhere around East PA, North MD, or Balto. It puts us smack dab in Balto/Phil/NJ striking distance. While there venture thru town to US 40 EB, and travel past MD 7. There will be a strip-mall on the left, a Bob Evans; and a VERY GOOD...

"Excuse me, Sir." "Is that you again, Moses?" "I'm afraid it is, Sir." "What is it this time, Moses; more computer problems?" "How did you guess?" "I don't have to guess, Moses. Remember ?" "Oh, yes; I forgot." "Tell me what you want, Moses." "But you already know, Sir. Remember?"...

A woman goes into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter. A Wal-Mart associate is standing there wearing dark shades. She says, "Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Myriad viewpoints: GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road. The chicken is either for us or against us. JOHN KERRY: I voted to support the chicken crossing the...

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." With that, she stripped from the neck...

Last week I purchased a burger for $1.58. I handed the cashier $2.00 and started digging for some change. I pulled out 8 cents and gave it to her. She stood there with $2 and 8 cents. She looked bewildered, holding the nickel and 3 pennies, while looking at the screen on her register. I...

It was the young priest's very first confessional. He sat in the booth nerviously, waiting for someone to come in and release their burdens. After awhile the young priest heard someone enter the booth beside him. Immediately he could tell the confessor was a street bum, he smelled of alcohol...

Two strangers were seated next to each other on a plane. The guy turned to the cute blonde next to him and made his move. "Let's talk," he said. "I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The blonde, who had just opened her...