The Gibster
Expert Expediter
An elderly man goes into a nursing home and a few weeks later his daughter comes by to see how he's doing.
"How's it going Dad"?
"Great, great, they're feeding us well, I'm settling in, I'm even meeting a few old friends here".
They're both happy and chat for a while, then he say's, "You know there is one thing that puzzles me though".
"What's that Dad"?
"Well, when they put us to bed at night they give us a warm glass of chocolate milK, and a Viagra! I'm 86 years old, what do I need a Viagra for?"!
The daughter agreed that it was unusual, and said she would check at the nurses station on the way out and get back to her dad with the answer. She stops to talk to the nurse: "My Dad's in 246, and he really likes it . . ".
"Oh yes, Mr. Johnson. He's a great person, very friendly! How's he doing?".
"Well" explains the daughter, "he's getting along great. He likes the food, he's even meeting some old friends. But he's confused about something; and I can't figure it out either! He said that when you put him to bed you give him a warm glass of chocolate milk and a Viagra. My Dad is 86 years old! What does he need a Viagra for?"!
The nurse calmly explains, "Oh, that's nothing unusual! We give that to all our male residents! You see, when we give them a warm glass of chocolate milk we find they go to sleep (snapping her fingers) right away".
"And the Viagra keeps 'em from rolling out of bed"!
"How's it going Dad"?
"Great, great, they're feeding us well, I'm settling in, I'm even meeting a few old friends here".
They're both happy and chat for a while, then he say's, "You know there is one thing that puzzles me though".
"What's that Dad"?
"Well, when they put us to bed at night they give us a warm glass of chocolate milK, and a Viagra! I'm 86 years old, what do I need a Viagra for?"!
The daughter agreed that it was unusual, and said she would check at the nurses station on the way out and get back to her dad with the answer. She stops to talk to the nurse: "My Dad's in 246, and he really likes it . . ".
"Oh yes, Mr. Johnson. He's a great person, very friendly! How's he doing?".
"Well" explains the daughter, "he's getting along great. He likes the food, he's even meeting some old friends. But he's confused about something; and I can't figure it out either! He said that when you put him to bed you give him a warm glass of chocolate milk and a Viagra. My Dad is 86 years old! What does he need a Viagra for?"!
The nurse calmly explains, "Oh, that's nothing unusual! We give that to all our male residents! You see, when we give them a warm glass of chocolate milk we find they go to sleep (snapping her fingers) right away".
"And the Viagra keeps 'em from rolling out of bed"!