The Hair Cut

The Gibster

Expert Expediter
A guy runs into a crowded barber shop and asks the barber how long for a haircut. The barber looks around and says about 30-35 minutes.
The guys thanks him and runs out the door and down the street. The barber scatches his head, and passes it off as some kook.

The next day the same guy runs in and asks the barber how long for a haircut. The barber looks around and answers that because he's so busy, it's gonna be about an hour! The guy thanks the barber again and runs out the door and down the street.

The barber looks over at one of his regulars and says that if that guy comes in again tomorrow and runs out, follow him and see where he's going.

The regular nods can-do.

The next day the same guy runs in and again asks how long for a haircut. The barber says only about 20 minutes today. The guy runs out the door and down the street.

The barber looked at the regular, the regular got up and ran after him.

A few minutes later the regular came back into the barber shop and sat down. The barber asked "well, did you see where he went"?

The regular said yup.

The barber said, "well, where did he go?"!

"He went to your house".






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