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Common sense is not a prerequisite for those employed in the plant security vocation. I'm sure glad you remembered your straight truck trailer number or you could have been there all day.

Question : "Hey Mister, what's that thing on your roof?" Reply 1: "Whoa!!! What is that thing? I've never noticed that before..." (OR) Reply 2: "It is a device that will enable me to be contacted by the mother ship for my assignment before the invasion. Don't you have one?"

RE: looking to find a lasting relationship with sl "Skinny chicks dig creativity and celery." Owww - my stomach hurts from laughing now, and I almost peed myself. If ever there should be another trendy bumper sticker - that would be it. The celery growers of America need to jump on that...

I found one F... and then I lost interest in the whole thing. Maybe I'm developing a. d. Look, cows.

This brings up an interesting point, and a topic that has been fairly close to home recently. I had been considering purchasing a couple of Llamas, until I realized that you can't eat them when you get tired of them. That fact alone immediately got them removed from the list of acceptable...

We used to have some that we kept in a cabinet, but never got to eat off of it. It never made sense to me. Today I don't have any dishes around that I won't use. It just seems like a big waste if you ask me. Oops... sorry, wrong China.

If you place Alaska in place of Florida, that is an error of 3848 miles. You just can't recover from something like that...

I lived in the Seattle area during the Zorn / Largent era. (I would have loved to have seen those guys go to the big show) - and still my "Hawks" roots run deep. I spent a lot of time at the Kingdome!!

I've been a Seahawks fan since they came into the league. This is truly an awesome time. GO SEAHAWKS!!!!

8/10. Maybe that's just a skill that comes from recruiting? - Scott

These are great - Some of the most useful information I've seen in a while. I can see some great taglines in here!! -Scott

Benny - Without a little (or a lot in some cases) humor in our attitude the world can drag us all down pretty quickly. The best skill that an expediter (or anyone) can have is to make the best out of a negative situation. Attitudes are contagious, and I'm hoping that a whole bunch of folks on...

I have a scientific hypothesis to adress this scenario... I believe that the truck manufacturers are now using the same kind of glass on the windshields that was once used only in rear windows. I always had to scrub bugs off of my pickup truck windshield, but the rear window was almost always...

YEAR'S BEST actual HEADLINES OF 2004 Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says - no, really? Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers - now that's taking things a bit far! Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus? - not if I wipe thoroughly! Panda Mating Fails...

The test told me that I was "cooler than Fonzie". Now what is that supposed to mean? ha ha

On the backside of my front door I have a little sign, it's the last thing I see as I leave the house. It says "It's only funny till somebody gets hurt....then it's hillarious". 'nuff said Happy Ramahanukwanzmas! - X (politically correct holiday greeting).

Maybe you guys would be interested in an organization that I've been trying to get off the ground. Michigan Expediters Against Terrorism (M.E.A.T.) No guns or badges, but we'd sure be able to start up some conversations with our T-shirts. Hmmmmmm..... X