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"Truckers Convoy's" it's been organized in Europe as well. Truckers from the whole Europe were trying to gather in Brussels... not sure if they made it, since the Belgian "authorities" were blocking roads towards the European capital, as well as the Brussels main streets that leads to the...

I'll vote for Hulk Hogan... ;)

The wife is asking her husband: "Honey, where's my present?" "Sweety, do you see that red Ferrari parked on the street?" "Wow, yesssss, I see it" "Well, I got you a lipstick with exact same color..."

While an arab tourist attempting to cross the border, the custom officer performs a very detailed search on his vehicle. Finally his work is rewarded, he finds a bag with some white stuff. "Ahaaa, says the officer while touching it with the tip of his tongue, cocaine, huh?" The tourist, very...

That's what Marxism-Leninism was all about. Sent from my Samsung Galaxy Note III

It's much easier for a bear, not the polar, but smokey, to watch the speed on freeways than watching the street's safety... Sent from my Samsung Galaxy Note III

Unfortunately the corruption became a global disease, and what's worse, it triumphs everywhere. As a bonus, it controls everything. Speaking about votes, somebody said a while ago that if our votes would really count, they wouldn't let us vote. Sent from my Samsung Galaxy Note III

Maybe they just wanted to kill him, then invented the thief storyline. .. Sent from my Samsung Galaxy Note III

I've been once at Sylvania (in Shelbyville) for a p/u and while waiting for the load I started talking to those nice ladies from the shipping. I'll try to make it short: They never heard of Russia nor Germany, Oregon or Idaho. When I asked them what do they know related to geography, they said...

I thought it's Berlin... :banghead::D Sent from my Samsung Galaxy Note III

I remember when people were asking what happens if the fuel price reaches 1.50... Sent from my SGH-T999 using EO Forums mobile app

One day it'll be mandatory to become homosexual... :))))) Sent from my SGH-T999 using EO Forums mobile app

I don't do fast food restaurants, but one day my wife asked me to stop at burger king and we ordered the value meal for both of us plus a sundae for her. I paid over $20. Another time my son wanted I don't know what kind of meal from Wendy's, and again I paid over $10 just for his meal. So...

Unfortunately there are many other women trying to get rid of their unwanted newborn babies in the same way. At least this baby was found in time. Sent from my SGH-T999 using EO Forums mobile app

I consider it inadequate to call a policeman a police officer, unless his rank is at least lieutenant.

The forecast for the near future predicts dark clouds... have your umbrella prepared or you'll be swept away by the storm.

Hehe... that's so true!

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Gosh, I misread it as in Osama Binladen... ;)

First NASA, now Blue Angels... what's next? The marines?