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I failed this one bad...maybe you can do better...I only got an 11. CramerSweeney | Brand Prix - What's Your Brand IQ?

HEY,WASN’T THAT US? SURE WAS!!! A little house with three bedrooms, one bathroom and one car on the street. A mower that you had to push to make the grass look neat. In the kitchen on the wall we only had one phone, And no need for...

Got all but one...beat that!...no cheating. smartorstoopid

Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to death. They are close to just lying down and waiting for the inevitable, when, all of a sudden ....... 'Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell? Ees bacon, I ahm sure of eet.' 'Si, Luis, eet smells like bacon to meee'...

A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?' The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe...

New Alphabet A is for apple, and B is for boat, That used to be right, but now it won't float! Age before beauty is what we once said, But let's be a bit more realistic instead. Now The Alphabet: A's for arthritis; B's the bad back, C's the chest pains, Perhaps...

Actual photos from the civil war period. http://www.mikelynaugh.com/VirtualCivilWar/New/Originals2/index.html

Here's how: I thought it was quite interesting! And I know in about 30 seconds you're going to do what I did and find the nearest mirror.... Do you know how to determine if a mirror is 2-way or not? This is not to scare you, but to make you aware. A policewoman who travels all over the U.S...

Dear Mr. Rand, Recently you sent us a letter encouraging us to renew our lapsed membership in AARP by the requested date. I know it is not what you were looking for, but this is the most honest response I can give you. Our gap in coverage is merely a microscopic symptom of the real...

This is hilarious. Sad but true as anyone knows that has gone through the process. This letter is a thing of beauty (even if the language is a bit rough).. You definitely feel her pain! An actual letter to the passport office... Dear Sirs, I'm in the process of renewing my passport, and...

Dear Mr. President: I'm planning to move my family and extended family into Mexico for my health, and I would like to ask you to assist me. We're planning to simply walk across the border from the U.S. into Mexico , and we'll need your help to make a few arrangements. We plan to skip...

A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night? The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, and even fix his car. As the man tries to fall...

1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer. 2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes. 3. You have more wives than teeth. 4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean." 5. You think vests...

Railroad tracks. This is fascinating. Be sure to read the final paragraph; your understanding of it will depend on the earlier part of the content. The US standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches. That's an exceedingly odd number. Why was...

After reading the following historical facts, read the part about Switzerland twice A LITTLE GUN HISTORY In 1929, the Soviet Union established gun control.. From 1929 to 1953, about 20 million dissidents, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated...

I'll never get to meet everyone out there. Neither will you. I always found it really interesting to find out what was the trigger that sent someone on the road. So, give us a short bio, and tell us what you did before, and how you came to be behind the wheel. I'll start. I did a few things...

Put the pieces together, and wait for the dog to come out. http://www.riversongs.com/Flas/today.swf

Bumper stickers seen on Marine Corps Base " U.S. Marines -- Certified Counselors to the 72 Virgins Dating Club" " Water-boarding is out so kill them all!" "Interrogators can't water board dead guys" " U.S. Marines -- Travel Agents To Allah" "Stop Global Whining" "When In Doubt...

Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica - where do they go? Wonder no more!!! It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life. The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate...

For those that don't know about history ... Here is a condensed version: Humans originally existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunters/gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains during the summer and would go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in the winter. The two...