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    Pumpkin pies

    How pumpkin pies are made.
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    Cowboys

    Three strangers strike up a conversation in the passenger lounge in the Bozeman , Montana airport, while waiting for their respective flights... One is an American Indian passing through from Lame Deer, another is a Cowboy on his way to Billings for a livestock show and the third...
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    Small business and you

    This is one of the most eloquently put descriptions of what small business is all about that I have ever read. It will take a few minutes to read, but it is the reality of the world we live and work in today and what future we may have to deal with. This is exactly what I tell small business...
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    Christmas with a "C"

    This song says what the politically correct crowd won't. YouTube - Christmas With a Capital "C"
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    Turkey recipe take two

    APPY THANKSGIVING...........Here is a recipe I thought you would like for the holidays Ingredients: 1 whole turkey 1 large lemon, cut into halves salt and pepper to taste butter or olive oil, whichever you prefer Heat oven to 350 degrees Rub butter or oil over the skin of...
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    Turkey recipe

    If you floow the recipe, it should look like this.
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    How to fix the economy

    The Business Section asked readers for ideas on "How Would You Fix the Economy?" I think this guy nailed it!!!!! Dear Mr. President: Please find below my suggestion for fixing America 's economy. Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander the money on...
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    Female Compassion

    A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs. Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man. The first woman said 'Have you ever had a hug?' The man said 'No,' so she gave him a hug and walked on. The second woman said, 'Have you ever had a kiss?'...
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    Single vs. Engaged vs. married

    Sipping her drink, the single 20-year-old girl leered and said, "Last Friday,. At the end of the work, I went to my boyfriend's office wearing a leather coat. When all the other people had left, I slipped out of it and all I had on was a leather bodice, black stockings and stiletto heels. He was...
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    Obama's first low fly over Texas

    First low level flyover Texas.
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    What's really in a can of whoop?

    Now you know.
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    A woman's week at the gym

    A WOMAN'S WEEK AT THE GYM If you read this without laughing out loud, there is something wrong with you. This is dedicated to everyone who ever attempted to get into a regular workout routine. Dear Diary, For my birthday this year, my Husband (the dear sweet man) purchased a...
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    Birth of an elephant

    I've seen many animals born, but this is the first elephant. Interesting, but graphic. Video del nacimiento de un elefante… bastante dramático
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    The final

    At Penn State University , there were four sophomores taking chemistry and all of them had an 'A' so far. These four friends were so confident that, the weekend before finals, they decided to visit some friends and have a big party. They had a great time but, after all the hearty...
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    Bet you didn't know

    GEOGRAPHY FACTS Amazon The Amazon rainforest produces more than 20% the world's oxygen supply. The Amazon River pushes so much water in to the Atlantic Ocean that, more than one hundred miles at sea off...
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    Redneck play station

    :::: fly swatter ::::
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    Final Inspection...a poem

    Thearmy soldierstood and faced God, Which must always come to pass. He hoped his shoes were shining, Just as brightly as his brass. 'Step forward now, Soldier, How shall I deal with you? Have you always turned the other cheek? To My Church have you been true?' The soldier squared...
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    *77

    I knew about the red light on cars, but not the *77 It was about 1:00 p.m. In the afternoon, and Lauren was driving to visit a friend. An UNMARKED police car pulled up behind her and put his lights on. Lauren's parents have always told her never to pull over for an unmarked car on the side...
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    We the people...are coming

    The following letter read on Glenn Beck's show, is rapidly circulating around the country. GLENN BECK: I got a letter from a woman in Arizona . She writes an open letter to our nation's leadership: "I am a home grown American citizen, 53, registered Democrat all my life. Before the...
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    Geography of the sexes

    THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa; Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful! Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe; Well developed and open to trade, especially...
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