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Years ago Linda Lovelace accidentally cauterized her tonsils with a curling iron. I think there was a movie about it.

The TSA took my Swiss Army Knife from me at the Minneapolis/St. Paul Airport. They did give me the option of finding a place to mail it from. I declined and told her to take it home for her kid. A few years later departing from the Orlando Airport I noticed my replacement Swiss Army Knife in...

It should be fixed? That's a rather weak assurance and poor attempt at assuaging us. Assuming the proper assembly of assistants are assigned, the assault on this assorted mess should begin immediately. Excuse me for being overly assertive but this is an expedite site and I can assure you we...

I didn't use the putty tape on my first FV install and after 11 years no problems. This time I will use the putty and Dicor.

Yum! The only way to do Chipotle is bowl thing. Much easier to eat.

Most northern tier states have seasonal load restrictions in the spring for certain roads. I know Minnesota, the Dakotas, Montana, Iowa, Wisconsin and Michigan do. I would guess New York and the Northeast also restrictions. Being in a cargo van I don't pay attention to seasonal road...

Awe, welcome back GrassHopper. You have walked the path of the expediter and learned his ways. You have learned to survive in a small space with little food or water. You have driven across the rice mat without leaving tread marks. Take this knowledge with you into the field of painting...

Wow! Welcome back JP. Just because you haven't been expediting is no excuse not to check in occasionally. I just reviewed your excellent tutorial on installing a Fantastic Vent. I will soon be hacking a 14" square hole in a new van roof. I thought I would brush up on the install and re-read...

From the linked article: "Policies that were set in place back in the 1930s, the 1940s that set up the redlining were also setting these other cycles in motion," says the Steven Woolf, the center's director, "where you have generations of illness that are actually being passed on." No mention...

I have delivered many loads to Dickinson, Wattford City and points north. Pretty much all over ND. South Dakota, not so much. Most of my pickups and deliveries have been along the I-29 corridor or the Rapid City area.

I was close to Bison yesterday. Well as close as one could come during their expediting career. I delivered in Huron.

She ain't June Cleaver. Although June did learn to speak Jive later in life.

You won't be building or ordering anything from the drive-thru in your Transit.

She also forgot T. Boone Pickens. He was an evil oil man until he got into natural gas and wind power. Natural gas is kinda like oil because it comes from the ground. But unlike oil, it is natural. That's why its called natural gas, plus it burns with a clean blue flame. Natural gas is...

Paint it yellow and you will stay busy until you go broke.

And that you have a logbook.

What happened to the idea of reducing our dependence on foreign oil that initiated the 55 mph speed limit back in 1973? Oh yeah, we have windmills and solar power today.

An unscientific observation by another dumb ole truck driver is that about 70% of the tractor/trailers on the road are doing 65 mph or less. Most large LTL and TL company power units are governed between 63 and 67 mph. Profit conscious O/O aslo run 65 mph or less. With speed limits 70 mph and...

It appears flange is now an acceptable word.

Arrrrr matey. Do you do the plank challenge over water or dry land.