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    Things we thought everyone knew

    Still a very high failure rate! The light beam produced from these bulbs is great. But for me it is not worth the hassle of frequent changing, store returns and driving with one eye.
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    GET IT TODAY! Your Dashboard obama

    I don't care if it rains or freezes Long as I got my plastic Jesus Riding on the dashboard of my car. Through my trials and tribulations And my travels through the nations With my plastic Jesus I'll go far. Plastic Jesus plastic Jesus, Riding on the dashboard of my car I'm afraid He'll have to...
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    Where were you in 1999?

    Living in a van. 1999 was my 3rd year expediting, second year as an O/O.
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    sprinter to ford/chevy

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    Relationships

    Exactly! 100 Mootpoints to Bryan. Welcome back once again. Hope things are going well with you and that you are surviving without being in motion. Moot points can only be redeemed at an authorized participating Mootpoint redemption center. Check local listings for Mootpoint redemption...
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    Things we thought everyone knew

    Jansie, have you had problems with Silverstars? Have you exchanged a burned out bulb under warranty? What auto parts store? What type of vehicle are you running these bulbs in? About 4 years ago I replaced the stock low beams on my van with Silverstar 9006. The illumination was great but...
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    a cut above part 2

    I remember the Monfort Lane. I still hear an occasional reference to it. It was rumored that Monfort had a string of lawyers along I-80 that could bail out a driver or O/O on a moments notice. I guess Monfort's private fleet went the way of most private fleets, with WalMart being the...
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    sprinter to ford/chevy

    Clue Number 1: I AM THE CLOUDS I AM EMBROIDERED ICH BIN DER AUTOR ALLER FELGEN UND DAMAST PASPELN ICH BIN DER CHROME DINETTE ICH BIN DER CHROME DINETTE ICH BIN EIER ALLER ARTEN ...... F.Z.
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    Sorry Turtle

    www.guaranteedhealthinsurancefortheuninsurable.com Stewart Hawk? Ain't that rich!
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    sprinter to ford/chevy

    Guido, you were young, naive and working in a chopshop; could you have mistaken an Astro van for a full size van? Any idea what all those newspapers weighed? Again, could you have been driving an Astro van? Have you ever met George Jetson? Jane his wife? Daughter Judy? His boy Elroy...
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    sprinter to ford/chevy

    I don't know about Dodge vans. I am on my second Chevrolet 3500 and G.M. says I have a full length boxed frame. I call it a ladder frame. It's like these two long rail things with cross-members. If you removed all the excess junk like the body, axles, engine, fuel tank, spare tire...
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    location March

    I Marched into April.
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    Where is everyone today and how is the week

    Jasper was the Greek God of Intelligence. He had a say in the amount of brain matter given out to individual humans. Jasper is often confused with his twin brother Casper, who was the Greek God of Friendly Ghosts and who also invented the toga. Jack is having the left side of his head removed...
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    a cut above part 2

    ban the van!
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    CB Radio

    I'm with ya Dale. Mine is always on, volume turned down low and squelch turned up. I have the innate ability to pick up on important stuff and screen out the b.s.; even while listening to music, a recorded book or stumbling around my mind. The C.B. has warned me of accidents, construction...
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    Relationships

    What do turtles and blonds have in common? They're both screwed when they are on their backs.
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    Relationships

    Turtle, you forget the requisite shot to the groin, a common scene in movies of the last 30 years. Even Disney movies. Especially Disney movies! Whether it be delivered by a baseball, swift kick, fall or dog bite; nothing is as fall down, roaring funny as a guy doubled over with his testicles...
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    Is anyone stuck in North Dakota Weather

    How much snow do you have? I heard strong winds were coming in behind the storm.
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    wife gets t.i.p.

    "Wife gets tip." Teamjdw you should credit the source of that plagiarized headline. Looks like it was lifted directly from the Lorena Bobbit biography. Shame on you!
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    Is anyone stuck in North Dakota Weather

    I pulled over in Mobridge to consult my atlas. I pondered taking 20 and then dropping down to Bell Fourche and running 212 in. On the map that route looked like it might be shorter. I plugged it into PCmiler and it was 40 miles longer, so I stayed on 12. This load took me right by my house...
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