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The Reuters article is based in part on information from the CDC's National Health Interview Survey. WASHINGTON (Reuters) - More than 40 million people in the United States say they cannot afford adequate heath care and go without drugs, eyeglasses or dental treatment, according to a federal...

Exactly! Had I practiced the TP reaction drill I would have been prepared. There would have been no need to bother my "next door neighbor". I do carry a Swiss Army Knife and know how to use it.

Yes I admit I am from the state of confusion. Looks like the Minnesota Supreme Court will cobble together a new senator soon. Ladies and gentlemen of the great state of Minnesota we introduce to you your new U.S. Senator. Senator Al Frankenstein. He walks. He talks. He crawls on his...

Every morning I brush my tooth and partake in my daily constitutional. The U.S. Senate has 99 members. Go ahead and count them if you don't believe me!

Cool! I missed playing the empty move game for fun and profit!

Two Senators???????? What state do you live in? Last time I checked I had only one Senator. But hey that's one more than D.C. or Puerto Rico! Maybe I should shut up. Next week could find me having two Senators. Six Finger, Six Finger; man oh live. How did I ever get along with five?

Poorboy, do You Post on E.O. under other Screen names? Your Style seems Familiar. Maybe it is The Ice cream in my Bowel.

We didn't have short buses when I was a kid. But had there been short buses I'm sure I would have sat in the front seat right next to the bus monitor/aide. As for the TP situation, I was in a hurry and was careless. Usually I check first and wipe the seat.

This appears to be lifted word for word from Jack Handy's Deep Thoughts.

His time in school was well spent and will certainly benefit him now and in the future.

Good to see you back on the road Joe! Are you pulling a dry box?

I had a TP issue at an oasis in Illinois once and the guy in the stall next to me was kind enough to... man this just ain't sounding right! I think I better feed the pigeons some more...to Greg's cats.

Thanks Turtle but I'm the only one that will listen to me.

Tude, you, you mountainjack!

Dave, does that include vans? BAN THE VAN.

If you went with Lolden Gugnut Expedite Services I expect 3 percent of the gross.

I'm taking a short break from feeding the pigeons...to Greg's cats. Being the ignorant and inquisitive person that I am, I'll bite; what is a mountainjack?

This was apparently a Trip-Pak problem as the message originated from Trip-Pak. Another day, another truck stop and all is cool.

I tried at a different T/A this afternoon and had no problem.

I've got to go feed the pigeons...to Greg's cats.