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I'm at home. I just finished eating a meal of walleye cooked over an open flame with an apple wood chip kicker. Accompanying the fish were baby red potatoes with fresh from the garden chives and Minnesota wild rice. I have one fillet left over to eat cold on my way to Lebanon, TN. tomorrow...

I wish I had missed it. Yes it was very clever. I enjoy a good play on words but I was stuffing reheated pizza into my face when I read it. Johnny have you ever seen a grown man pass a mushroom out his nostril?

I received this in an E-mail today. Author unknown. Poem to MOM/DAD My son came home from school one day, With a smirk upon his face. He decided he was smart enough, To put me in my place. 'Guess what I learned in Civics Two, that's taught by Mr. Wright? It's all about the laws today...

The first presidential election I was eligible to participate in was the 1976 race. I voted for Jimmy Carter, a democrat. I was young and perhaps foolish. My vote was more of a statement against Richard Nixon and his whole fascist pig trip, man; than it was for Carter. How freakin' righteous...

Oooh. Oooh. Pick me. Pick me. 8 billion dollars is devoted to high speed rail projects. Unfortunately most of these are new projects. Like the high speed rail service proposed between Minneapolis and Chicago. It is really more of a medium speed train. Shaving off about 90 minutes over the...

Last night I shot and killed my pregnant truck stop mistress. That embryo thingy in her womb didn't survive. The cops arrested me and I am waiting to be charged with murder. What's it gonna be; 1 count of homicide or 2?

Ouch! Fort Howard 60 grit; the preferred toilet paper of institutions, public restrooms and woodworkers everywhere.

Phil, any luck with your errant Airtabs?

Reminds me of another famous quote: "Embrace the mundane." mrgoodtude

Yea that was my intent. I didn't mean to pick on you. I was in a weird mood last night. I spent the weekend with 12 friends who I don't see very often at our annual golf outing. After reading your thread and watching a video clip my son sent me, well...... Check this out: YouTube -...

Turtle, the end justifies the means. Um like man the dude went to jail. How righteous is that! Plus like how far out is it when one bro and his friends can end a war, or police action or conflict or something; man. Right on! Yea I guess that puts your whole position into prospective.

I invented an unnecessary self censoring program. Let's test it on termite's post. your wildest invention. i know that i have **** pop into my head all the time while riding around. things that could make life simpler, or...

How's the Water? "Water is wet. Showers are spooky." Maynard G. Krebs

I met Turtle last night at the same truck stop that I met Rlent at over a year ago. Must be some kind of Sprinter magnetic field there. Or maybe it was the brats and kraut. It was Wisconsin after all.

I bought my first van in 1998. I too debated between GM and Ford; gas and diesel. I chose a Chevy because of the long wheelbase. I believe this contributes to a nicer ride and better handling. The long wheelbase gives more options for heavy loads. Johnny, have you ever seen a Ford extended...

Ken are you starting round 2? http://www.expeditersonline.com/forum/soapbox/36622-president-barack-obama-funds-hamas.html What Americans should really be concerned about is the executive order stating that all male white babies born after January 1, 2010 will be executed.

I tink we gots arself a couple a mountainjacks.

I was appalled by the mountainjack reference!

So that's how you got your dose of P.I.

What ever happened to simply calling him a mountainjack?