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Yeah, but it took him 13 minutes.

Its called equality! Remember, you've come a long way baby. Say bye, bye to the Naugahyde™ fainting couch and hello to the real world. Men's restrooms have always been disgusting, except for the classier joints that put ice in the urinals. Nothing like fresh ice in the urinals.

Watch your kidneys!

One end zone is full of flowers and there is a group of Teamsters there, on bended knee praying. It's almost as if they were visiting a graveside. Very strange!

Hey Charlie, wake up! Yeah, Charlie, you sleepy head, wake up! Hey Charlieeeee, what you are hoping to find is Candy Mountain Express. Yeah Charlieee, Candy Mountain Express where all the trucks are fueled by magic and the dispatchers will load you whenever and to wherever you want to go...

Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream and look where it got him!

Maybe your expensive GPS is just messing with you. I'm sure you leave it locked up in a hot truck without food or water for long periods of time. Maybe it's payback time!

Probably, although it would be the last race it would ever run in. I don't believe a robot would survive the victory celebration. Champagne, stale Budweiser or whatever it is they hose down the winning driver with would more than like short out the robot's electronics. As for robots in the...

Yeah, that will happen. All those Canadians look alike.

He's been dead for a long, long time. Check out the cover of Abbey Road. Need more proof, play "Revolution Number 9" backwards, Paul clearly says: I'm dead. Or maybe he says: Um Phred.

My mistake! Ringo is the only living Beatle. I'm pretty sure both Georges; Harrison and Carlin are still dead though.

Check the air filters and filter holders for debris or blockage. Reduced intake air can lead to high exhaust temperatures. Do you have an air restriction gauge? Is it reliable? Are you lugging the engine before dropping a gear? Do you notice excessive smoke from the stacks as the...

You put the kid on the ground you could damage your car when you drive over them. I've pulled empty trailers over wheel chocks. The tires on the leading axle tend to cause the chock to flip and turn 90° allowing it to get stuck between the duals on the trailing axle. It's somewhat difficult...

Dave, you may be thinking of pjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj. She's up dare in Ontario also. I asked Scott to jack up Piper and get him to post again. Both Piper and pj were great sources of info and they offered an alternative Canadian view point. Now pretty much all we have is...

What next, Bryan was a female? Yes sir.

Sir Topham Scott dressing down his Sprinter.

Those are respectable numbers for a high top gas engine van. What is your average open country freeway cruising speed? Does your van burn E-85? If so, how often do you fill with E-85? What is the axle ratio?

Yeah, I guess. I'm a fan of the British t.v. show Thomas The Tank Engine And His Friends. I first watched the show on PBS with my kids. This Americanized version was called Shining Time Station and starred Ringo Starr as Mr. Conductor Man. When he died, George Carlin starred in the role of...

What's it all about when you sort it out, Alfie? .