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Please define sodomite and if your definition includes the word "sodomy", please define sodomy. Can you share the source of these numbers with which you are familiar? Also, just exactly how familiar are you with numbers? Sorry, but my dictionary is broken. Could you also define sexual...

I have deducted computer purchases, both laptop and desktop. I believe the deduction for items such as computers is limited to one purchase per 3 years. I can't believe anyone in this business would have any difficulty justifying a computer deduction. Much of my dealings with my carrier are...

There is a 3 martini limit.

The revolution will not be televised. The revolution will not be brought to you by Budweiser In 4 parts without commercial interruptions. Gil Scott-Heron

That's his great, great, great, great grandson Buzzini Liteyeari, aka; Buzz Lightyear. "To infinity and beyond!"

Perhaps it was Nicolaus Copernicus the heretic who dared to suggest that the Earth was not the center of the solar system and that the universe wasn't real. Or maybe it was Pope Gregory XIII, the creator of the Gregorian Calendar, which introduced leap years. Before becoming a Pope, Gregory...

Light-years aren't real. Light-years were invented by the same dude that came up with the Daylight Savings scam. The USS Enterprise was the spaceship on Star Trek, a television show that also became several movies. TV and movies are not real. The USS Enterprise is not real. William Shatner...

The truck driver may have realized he was going the wrong way on a divided highway and was performing a K-turn rather than a U-turn.

I watched one of your MX videos awhile back and my body still hurts from watching the pounding your body took. I don't know how you do it. I don't follow motocross, maybe Highway Star can keep us posted on your progress. Good luck and don't ever, ever get on your bike with a machete in your...

For sure per diem. Keep track of the days you are on the road.

Welcome back Jumbuck! Where have you been, the Philippines?

Is that why you recruited and signed Guido on with Load One?

. Land Shark - Monday Night Live - YouTube

The internet isn't real.

Hey Ragman, is that the Allstate dude's hands? Allstate TV Ad: Back to Basics. - YouTube

Let's not be mixing in the multiplying of the loaves and fish with the blessing of the trucks. The expedite market is already overcrowded with trucks and those pesky vans!

But is Morgan Freeman real? I have never seen him in the flesh. Never probed his moles with my finger tips nor placed my hand into the wound on his side. Are you real? I know I am, because I think, therefore I van.

I think BTE Dan went through a little too much airplane glue when he was a kid. Star Trek USS Enterprise NCC-1701 Refit 1:1000 Scale Model - Round 2 - Star Trek - Model Kits at Entertainment Earth

Next time it sneezes, cover it's grill with a wad of Euros!

I believe the appropriate response following a Sprinter's sneeze is: Gesundheit!