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He allowed Greg to jerk his chain, and now he feels silly for allowing it to happen.

I'm just glad Phil's not here to read this. "GPS Fleet Vehicle Tracking Provides Solid ROI" He'd just explode.

You wanna keep this up until it gets real ugly? Man, I know who you are. Don't you understand that? Others, including your carrier and the local police in Amherst and the State Police in Columbus, have been informed of your threats against me, and they have the evidence recorded. If anything...

Do you have any idea how many stupid laws we have that have had the same exact thing said about them? That's like saying there is no way Eminent Domain would ever be used to take private property from one private individual and then simply hand it over to another private individual, but that...

Southern Judge: Why did you kill that man? Defendant: He needed killin' Southern Judge: Case dismissed

Thought crimes. The law is full of them. It's the reason you can't carry a 6-pack of beer in your cooler while driving a truck, because you MIGHT drink and drive, instead of waiting until you are off duty.

People who make announcements that they are leaving, permanently or temporarily, do so for one purpose and one purpose only.

Exactly. What they want to do is criminalize face-to-face guns sales between individuals, ostensibly preventing a criminal from buying a gun. They're nuts.

If you decide to quit going to bars to drink, thinking that it's the bars that's making you an alcoholic, and you'll instead just drink at home alone, you're in denial. You are in denial if you think your addiction is with EO. It's not. It's an Internet addiction, and retreating to the comfort...

That's what they want to stop, and that's precisely the thing they can't stop. You buy a gun in a parking lot, or in a basement, or in a corn field, and you now have an unregistered handgun. The prospect of having an unregistered handgun is not one that would give a criminal pause, but it might...

Proudly exclaims that he still has a 34-inch waist, just like he did in high school.

Aside from the fact that he looks like a real-life Beavis, there's this: The Smoking Gun: Archive

Yeah, these companies that are always looking to cut expenses and put more money in their pockets, they're just evil. I know that when my expenses go up, I never try to look for ways to cut expenses and make more money. US rail carload traffic is down 15.8% over a year ago, down 18.4 percent...

"I had 2 very dark purple/black bruises..." Sometimes ya just gotta know, ya gotta have that visual confirmation of the extent of an injury. I would think taking pictures of yourself would be a lot easier all around than hobbling around the parking lot, camera in hand, asking strangers, "Uhm...

Before I got into expediting I could easily download between 100-150 gigs a month. Expediting put a serious clamp on that. I have the Verizon Aircard, and the second month that I had it, back in October, I got burned by going over an extra gig. At 50 cents a MB, it's just cheaper to get a second...

Another one I just thought of, and Layout probably already knows this, but water moccasins and cottonmouths, and rattlesnakes, for that matter, don't swim in the water as much as they scurry around on top of it. Most water snakes are more like fish, where they tend to be more down in the water...

Layout, yeah, we've got both black and gray rat snakes. I know they're both up in MI as well, with the black rat snake often being bigger up there than down south. Yellow rat snakes, those stick to Florida and Georgia and Carolina coastlines. But they're all similar subspecies, all shaped the...

It's a close relative of the black snake, or rather of the black rat snake. It's a gray rat snake. It's pretty rare for those to get much longer than 6 feet, but they are known to get up to 7-8 feet.