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    U.S. police shoot fake alligator

    The alligator story is hilarious. Alligators in Missouri. Yeah, right. "An officer called a state conservation agent, who advised him to shoot the alligator because there was little that conservation officials could do at that time, Gentry said." That's code for, "We don't know nuthin'...
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    So Glenn Beck Thinks He's A Prophet Now?

    Spoken like a true Christian, well indoctrinated in "us versus them". The Holy Trinity is a construct of Christianity, of the Christian religion, not of God. That Muslims reject the Trinity is absolute proof that they are not Christians. If you want it to prove anything beyond that, you can only...
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    So Glenn Beck Thinks He's A Prophet Now?

    Yes, it's that simple. I didn't say it was easy to do, but it is that simple. People make mistakes all the time, and there is a path to forgiveness for those mistakes. The problem comes when you make those mistakes, knowing full well they are mistakes at the time you are making them, or worse...
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    So Glenn Beck Thinks He's A Prophet Now?

    I don't believe that they believe in the same God, I know they do. Islam, Christianity and Judaism all have the same God of Abraham. Once you get beyond that, it's merely theological twiddling within each religion.
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    U.S. police shoot fake alligator

    May 21, 2011 British police send chopper, tranquilizer guns to take down tiger Police shut down a major highway, evacuated a golf course and dispatched a helicopter over a field near Southampton this weekend after reports that a huge white tiger was lurking in the weeds, The Telegraph...
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    Oh Geez NY here we go again

    A good wiener joke would be nice about now. :D I mean, a man named Wiener Tweeted his wiener. I guess it's a good thing we didn't have Twitter back when George Bush was president. Dіck Armey also comes to mind. Let's hope Senators Mike Crapo and Dіck Durbin shows better judgment. Same with...
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    So Glenn Beck Thinks He's A Prophet Now?

    Yes, that's a problem, indeed. Especially for Christians. Which God. And even if everyone could agree on which God, would everyone agree on anything else past that? Muslims and Christians have the same God. The exact same one. Yet they can agree on little else. Catholics and Protestants agree on...
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    Jack Kevorkian dies

    Abortion is a private, personal matter, and not a matter for government at any level.
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    Jack Kevorkian dies

    Well, gee, what the hell has asjssl done.to.help out mankind...society...besides sitting here spewing his opinions... See how that works? It's a ridiculous question, because it has nothing whatsoever to do with the topic. Yes, that is all you said, and no matter how many times or ways you try...
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    Jack Kevorkian dies

    Correct on both counts. He wished a dead man to go to a place constructed out of religion, a place that may or may not even exist, while you wished for a long life of suffering to a live EO member. You can disagree with someone's comments all day long, provided you constrain your comments to the...
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    Jack Kevorkian dies

    Doesn't change my opinion that yours should have been voiced to yourself, or confined to a PM. Greg voiced his opinion about Jack, which is the topic of the thread, and if you wanted to voice you opinion about Jack as well, that would be fine, but you voiced yours about Greg, instead. Yours was...
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    TA Android App

    If you mean the Pilot app in the Android Marketplace, that's not from Pilot, that's from someone else. Not only does it cost money, it's a piece of crap, just really bad.
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    Jack Kevorkian dies

    Perhaps that's one opinion you should have kept to yourself, or confined to a PM.
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    TA Android App

    They've got one for the iPhone, too, but iDont. It's called TruckSmart for Android and it's nifty. At the link, take close notice of the screencap on the right (click it and it'll get bigger). It lists the parking spaces and number of showers, and how many are available. It's got a few of...
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    Oh Geez NY here we go again

    20 miles southwest of Jonesboro is Weiner, Arkansas. 15 miles northeast of Jonesboro is Goobertown, Arkansas. At least he didn't grow up in one of those places.
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    Oh Geez NY here we go again

    Oh, I wish I was an Oscar Mayer weiner, that is what I'd truly like to be, 'cause if I were an Oscar Mayer weiner, everyone would be in love with me.
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    Global war on drugs has 'failed' say former leaders

    Pot is a plant. A plant fer chrisakes. How can you make a plant illegal? It's ridiculous. Yes, it's illegal to possess it or use it and to sell it. But wait! There's more! The plant itself is illegal. The plant! It's absurd. It takes a fair amount of balls declare one of God's creations illegal...
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    Skirts

    Well, no, but it would sure bang up my ankles.
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    Birth certificate forged?

    Oh, I won't.
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    Most Dangerous Cities List ala FBI

    If you debate the issues, why does it matter?
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