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    These Are the Samsung Products Apple Wants Banned

    Apple wants Google banned.
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    Elvis Presley's Bible and underpants for auction

    A mothership is a ship that services other smaller ships when far from home. The term originated during the height of the whaling days, when whaling motherships would launch the smaller, speedier whale chasers ships. If such ships were called fatherships, then the smaller ships would be denied...
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    UK Firemen Rescue Cow Stuck in Tree

    Heat seeking helicopters, and tranquilizer toting bovine experts were at the ready. Just in case.
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    Trailer for sale

    The Classifieds are for selling stuff, the forums are not. I don't know why you thought it was OK to place an ad for your Classifieds posting here in the forums, regardless of which forum you placed it in. The Code of Conduct, which you read and agreed to, is quite clear on this issue. Letting...
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    Yet another school shooting, will it ever end?

    Yet somebody managed to shoot the shooter. How can that be?
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    Child Preachers

    I absolutely will mock that calling, because I absolutely know what I'm talking about. I had a true calling from within to me a musician. I wanted to play the trumpet before I was big enough to hold one. The passion and the calling has never gone away, I simply express it in different ways other...
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    Trailer for sale

    Do you post stuff in the Classifieds for those over there who don't read the forums?
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    Elvis Presley's Bible and underpants for auction

    Depends (sorry for that pun) on what the stains are. You might be able to clone your very own Elvis.
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    Child Preachers

    Oh, but that's the sheer and utter beauty of being "called upon" by God - they don't need their own beliefs or opinions, as God is using them as an instrument of spreading His Word. God apparently needs a good gimmick, ah, er, I mean, God works in mysterious ways. I know a guy who was called...
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    Nut-throwers ejected from Republican National Convention

    Unfortunately, the nuts were still attached to the Ron Paul delegates.
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    Man killed while trying to create Bigfoot sighting

    If those girls ran over a little kid, it would be traumatic. But they ran over a fully grown moron standing in the middle of the road, at night, wearing a sniper suit. More likely, they will give it all the trauma and drama it deserves, by nominating him for a Darwin of the Year Award.
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    Yet another school shooting, will it ever end?

    Shootings tend to happen at places where people aren't as likely to be armed, because that's where the shooters have the greatest likelihood of not getting shot back. It's the same reason John Dillinger robbed banks. It's one of those "Well, duh!" moments. There are plenty of "target rich...
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    fuel tax question

    The "exemption" is from sales tax only, which is common in Indiana for business-to-business or commercial transactions. Washington State does it, and Oregon does it if you have a PUCO number. From the State of Indiana: So, when you enter your DOT/ICC/MC number, if your carrier has obtained a...
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    Man killed while trying to create Bigfoot sighting

    Well, I thought it was funny. :D
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    August locations and banter

    FWIW, the last time I was in the Phoenix/Tuscon area, I stayed in Eloy for a day and then moved to El Paso, only to turn right around and deadhead to Nogales for a pickup. And the last two times I've delivered to Nogales I've gotten loaded out the next day.
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    August locations and banter

    If Load 1 put a bidet in there, we'd never get OVM off the toilet.
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    'American Taliban' Lindh fights group prison prayer ban

    "Man is the religious animal. He is the only religious animal. He is the only animal that has the True Religion –-several of them." 'He is the only animal that loves his neighbor as himself and cuts his throat, if his theology isn't straight. He has made a graveyard of the globe in trying his...
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    'American Taliban' Lindh fights group prison prayer ban

    Too bad so sad. You loose all kinds of rights when you go to prison, including the right to do as you please while you're in there. Group anything, including group prayer, is a privilege, and when it's abused it gets taken away.
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    Yet another school shooting, will it ever end?

    Shootings do happen at shopping malls, and movie theaters, and all manner of locations. As for the proper people carrying firearms on school property, they already have those - they're called security guards, not educators.
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    Armstrong Vs. Obama

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