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Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true? A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... Don't waste them on exercise . Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the...

Real Women Vs. Martha Stewart Martha's way #1 Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips. The Real Women's Way: Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake,you are probably lying on the couch, with your feet up, eating it...

You're too stupid to lead... AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked "intellectual leadership". He received a $26 million severance package. Perhaps it's not Walter who's lacking intelligence... S.W.A.T. mosquitos... Police in Oakland, California...

First, you should decide what type of trucking you´d like to do. Do you want to go big rig (18 wheeler) or straight truck,or van? Along with that decision you should look at your goals, as to what you want from trucking, like being home most weekends, most nights, or travel the country as an...

somethng I´ve never found the answer to, though I´ve tried many many times. How do you get rid of >> from something you foward, without deleting them one at a time?

Billy Bob's pregnant sister was in a terrible car accident and went intoa deep coma. After being in the coma for nearly six months, she wakes upand sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins! A boy and a girl...

This is an actual letter sent to a man named Ryan DeVries by the Michigan Department of Environmental Quality, State of Michigan. This guy's response is hilarious, but read the State's letter before you get to the response letter. Dear Mr. DeVries: It has come to the attention of the...

This is a story about a popular young Rabbi, who on Sabbath Eve announced to his congregation that he will not renew his contract. He explained that he must move on to a larger congregation that will pay him more. There is a hush. No one wants him to leave. Sol Epstein, who owns several car...

Yes, the new one is out! Brand new edition of: "You know you're a redneck when...... ???????? 1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree. 2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter. 3. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years. 4. You...

A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids. 'WOW,' the social worker exclaims, 'are they all yours?' 'Yep they are all mine,' the flustered momma sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before. She says, 'Sit down Leroy.' All the children rush to...

If a Packet Hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is interrupted as a very last resort, and the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, then the socket packet pocket has an error to report. If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, and the double-clicking icon...

Silverdollar...that´s how long I´ve been trucking. Back then I had a wagon. A big one. Used to run Boston to Pittsburgh in 32 days.

Maybe not Arcadians, but Acadians who went down to the bayou, and established cajun country. If I remember correctly,they came from western France and settled into western Canada back in the 1700´s, and then migrated down to bayou country. Here is something more extensive. Many cajuns still...

June 6, 2007 To: Senator __________, SUBJ: Letter of Termination: Outsourcing your current positions FROM: American Taxpayers, USA It is with regret, that the American taxpayer is terminating you from your current position as Senator because the American taxpayer cannot keep up with the every...

A PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO HOUSTON WHEN A BLONDE IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN. THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET. SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY CLASS AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE...

MARRIED LIFE - MAKES MY EYES TEAR UP, SUCH A HAPPY ENDING !! A couple had only been married for two weeks and the husband, although very Much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old Buddies. So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back." "Where are...

A Somali arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United States. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says,"Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country, giving me housing,food stamps, free medical care, and free education! "The passerby says, "You are...

Jack took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do first, Amber?" asked Jack. "I want to get weighed," replied Amber. They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale; it read 117 and she won a prize. Next, the couple went on the Ferris...

Below is an article written by a trucker, concerning Mexican trucks in the USA. Though this is only part of his article, the author is obviously not a Bush fan. Some of the things in this article I have thought about myself, as possibly happening. I have spent alot of time in Mexico over the...

After Quasimodo's death, the bishop of the Cathedral of Notre Dame sent word through the streets of Paris that a new bell ringer was needed. The bishop decided that he would conduct the interviews personally and went up into the belfry to begin the screening process. After observing several...