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A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted...

One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey. He invited all his...

Bob's Story... It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they were younger. When you notice this, try not to yell at them. Some are oversensitive, and there's...

She is in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast. He walks in. She turns and says, "You've got to make love to me -- this very moment." He embraces her and then gives it his all on the kitchen table. Afterwards she says, "Thanks," and returns to the stove. More than a little...

Jeff...you mean you don´t watch As the Wheels Turn? In this weeks episode Coco meets with young dispatcher Bruce, who she is secretly in love with, and finds he has pierced his navel, and the monogrammed gold ring he wears there, has Cheri´s name on it!!..what can that...

I don´t know why my doctor never told me about this. Did your doctor tell you? I guess we´ll have to start taking lunch at hooters more often. Do they have truck parking? AN EYEFULL A DAY KEEPS THE DOCTOR AWAY Staring at women's breasts is good for men's health and makes them live longer, a...

Muse....I think the only difference is in the weight. Class 7 and 8 are both considered heavy trucks: Heavy Duty Trucks - Examples: Refuse, Tow, City Bus, Furniture, Conventional, COE, Fuel, Fire Engine, Refrigerated, Dump, Cement. Where the Gross Vehicle Weight is: Class 7 (Gvw 26001 -...

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The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blonde cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure. As he is locking him up, he asks "Why in the world are you dressed like this? The...

How many EO forum members does it take to change a lightbulb? * 1 to change the light bulb then post about it * 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could've been changed differently * 1 to move it to the Lighting folder * 2 to argue and...

Some of you may remember a post that I did here a few yaears ago when this topic first surfaced. For those of you who don´t, I´ll repeat. There is a lot of hoopla about Mexican trucks coming here, and it could all be political. When then mexican president Fox, needed some political capital to...

Don´t rush to get your shirt in a knot about the invasion of mexican trucks yet. The politicians still want to say a few words, that could take a few months, or years as we all know.The Bush administration wants to send inspectors to qualifymexican carriers to mexico BEFORE they are allowed in...