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  1. louixo

    The little fire engine

    A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the station. He notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the Middle. The girl is wearing a fire fighter's helmet. The wagon is being pulled by her dog...
  2. louixo

    10 simple rules for dating my daughter

    Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk, you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up. Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes...
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    I found the link!

    I posted this question on THE LOADING DOCK, AND received no answers, so I started searchng around, and I found the link on the story that was sent to me. Take a look. If it´s true, it´s an amazing breakthrough. I used to watch the said TV station when on the road, and thought their news was...
  4. louixo

    You Choose

    Michael is the kind of guy you love to hate. He is always in a good mood and always has something positive to say. When someone would ask him how he was doing, he would reply, "If I were any better, I would be twins!" He was a natural motivator. If an employee was having a bad day, Michael...
  5. louixo

    whats the answer

    Look, I gave you guys "THE ANSWER" back in post #19, and you just don´t want to believe it..sheeeeesh! You guys thathat think you know everything, reallly annoy those of us that do! Now, shut up and drive!!
  6. louixo

    A trip to Walmart

    You are in the middle of some kind of project around the house. Mowing the lawn, putting a new fence in, painting the living room, or whatever. You are hot and sweaty. Covered in dirt or paint. You have your old work clothes on. You know the outfit, shorts with the hole in crotch, old...
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