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"Hey Dad," one of my kids asked the other day, "What was your favorite fast food when you were growing up?" "We didn't have fast food when I was growing up," I informed him. "All the food was slow." "C'mon, seriously. Where did you eat?" "It was a place called 'at home,'" I...

A tv host, Niel Cavuto hosted both ABC's John Stossel and environmentalist Robert F. Kennedy Jr. to discuss Kennedy's charge, from the stage of Saturday's "Live Earth" concert in New Jersey, that the ABC anchor, as well as Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity, have been "lying" about global warming...

I finally found the link. Here it is. http://www.glumbert.com/media/saltwater

A friend of mine sent me a video from WKYC TV in Cleveland Ohio, about an inventor from Erie, Pa. who was looking for a cure for cancer, and during his research invented a machine that can actually burn seawater as an energy source. Has anyone seen it, or heard that story? It seems legit. I...

This is an emotionally charged issue, and always has been. I´d like to jump in with this: Truckers being the independent cusses that they are, are next to impossible to organize to do anything as a group for the greater good. There are plenty of idealists out there that want us all to hold...

A woman visited her plastic surgeon who told her about a new procedure called "The Knob," where a small knob is placed at the top of the woman's head and could be turned to tighten up her skin and produce the effect of a brand new face-lift. Of course, the woman wanted "The...

33 Names of Things You Never Knew had Names 1. AGLET - The plain or ornamental covering on the end of a shoelace. 2. ARMSAYE - The armhole in clothing. 3. CHANKING - Spat-out food, such as rinds or pits. 4. COLUMELLA NASI - The bottom part of the nose between the nostrils. 5. DRAGÉES - Small...

1. If your throat tickles, scratch your ear! When you were 9, playing your armpit was a cool trick. Now, as an adult, you can still appreciate a good body-based feat, but you're more discriminating. Take that tickle in your throat; it's not worth gagging over. Here's a better way to scratch...

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo? Potholes all over Australia. What do you get when you cross Batman and Robin with a steam roller? Flatman and Ribbon. What do yuo get when yu cross a skunk with a boomerang? A smell you can´t get rid of.

> Long ago and far away, > In a land that time forgot, > Before the days of Dylan, > Or the dawn of Camelot. > > There lived a race of innocents, > And they were you and me, > Long ago and far away > In the Land That Made Me Me. > > For Ike...

1.. You walka pasta da bakery. 2.. You walka pasta da candy store. 3.. You walka pasta da Ice Cream shop. 4.. You walka pasta da table and fridge. You willa losea da weight! AND..... CONCERNED ABOUT TOO MANY CARBS IN YOUR DIET? For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final...

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Occasionally I click on the logos here on EO for the different expedite companies to read what they offer, and what they are looking for. I never see any truck specs listed, as to what age vehicle they accept. Anyone else notice that? Rule of thumb was always 5 yrs. for a straight, and 10 for a...

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WOMAN'S POEM Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed...

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WOMAN'S POEM Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed...

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I met a “mature†woman at a bar last night. I’ve gotta tell ya, pal, she wasn't bad for 57. Well anyway, we drank and chatted a bit … then she asked if I'd ever had the "sportsman's double" - a mother and daughter threesome? I confessed that no, I’ve never had the pleasure. Then we...

Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true? A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... Don't waste them on exercise . Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the...