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A State Highway employee stopped at a farm to talk with an old Iowa farmer. He told the farmer, "I need to inspect your farm for a possible new road." The old farmer said, "OK, but you can't go in that field over there." The Highway employee said, "I have the authority of the State Government to...

You didn´t mention what size unit you will be driving for Panther. Anyway, don´t worry, just jump in there give it some time, and when you feel comfortable make your move to O&O.

Broom, you ended up doing what I was talking about in another post of yours. That is to say YOU are CHANGING IT. In my opinion, you will probably do well, by making the move and not waiting for things to change for the better with expediting companies. Who knows, you may be making a change back...

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked The Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to...

>I hought this site was about helping others succeed in this business. Sorry I have helped to contribute to success, your post blamed ALL of those wanting to make a living at this at fault. Or have I read something incorrect?< Yea Broom, you read it wrong. It´s all relative to the expenses you...

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting...

>A lot of ppl are in this for a different reason than the retirees who want to see the country, or the ppl who have no house and live in their truck. We need a living wage, not the scraps thrown to the hounds.< It´s all about SUPPLY AND DEMAND. The company you´re leased to doesn´t owe you...

A thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam for his graduate students. It had one question: "Is ##### exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Support your answer with a proof." Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools...

Cars we drove back in the day. A little nostalgia music maestro, please! http://thefiftiesandsixties.com/CarsWeDrove.htm

Having a Bad Day? check it out these actual cases. Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a burned-out section of forest while assessing the damage done by a forest fire. The deceased male was dressed in a full wet suit, complete with scuba tanks on his back, flippers, and face mask...

Tech support: What kind of computer do you have? Female customer: A white one... =============== Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out. Tech support: Have you tried pushing the Button? Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck. Tech support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make...

One day a guy dies and finds himself in #####. As he is wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting with the devil... Satan: "Why so glum?" Guy: "What do you think? I'm in #####!" Satan: "#####'s not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinking man?" Guy: "Sure, I love...

The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. And was somewhat upset. "You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children ! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce straight...

You stay up for 16 hours He stays up for days on end. ____________ _________ ____ You take a warm shower to help you wake up. He goes days or weeks without running water and washes up with a wet one. ____________ _________ _____ You complain of a 'headache', and call in sick...

Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen , a 3-yr old girl to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and...

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have been able to demonstrate that if we drink one quart of water each day, at the end of a year, we would have absorbed more than one quart of Escherichia coli [the E.coli bacteria that is found in feces]. In other words, we are consuming...

A young guy from Kentucky moves to California and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job. The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?" The kid says "Yeah. I was a salesman back in Kentucky ." Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job...

A priest from Ireland was assigned to a Texas diocese. One morning, Father O'Malley rose from his bed. It was a fine spring day in his new Texas mission parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside. He then noticed there was a ##### lying dead...

RE: Court's response to OOIDA sleeper berth petiti We need to get rid of paid by the mile. If they went to the hourly rate for equipment and/or drivers, using an 8 hour day just like all of corporate America it would solve alot of the problems. Here´s the scenario, using round figures for...

Customer: "I've been calling 700-1000 for two days and can't get through; can you help?" Operator: "Where did you get that number, sir?" Customer: "It's on the door of your business." Operator: "Sir, those are the hours that we are open."...