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A young cowboy sitting in a saloon one Saturday night recognized an elderly man standing at the bar who, in his day, had been the fastest gun in the West. The cowboy took a place next to the old-timer, bought him a drink and told him of his great ambition to be a great shot... "Could...

In the early 20th century, Argentina was one of the richest countries in the world. While Great Britain's maritime power and its far-flung empire had propelled it to a dominant position among the world's industrialized nations, only the United States challenged Argentina for the position of the...

Sing it like it is. YouTube - Keep the Change

Pretty soon we won't even need the opposite sex. We won't need to go out, date, party or anything. It will all come to you. You'll just have to eat sleep and work.

and SHEEP!

If you cross the north korean border illegally you get 12 years hard labor. If you cross the iranian border illegally you are detained indefinitely. If you cross the afghan border illegally, you get shot.. If you cross the saudi arabian border illegally you will be jailed. If you cross the...

The answer: Yes, penguins are edible by humans. Many of the early expeditions to Antarctica supplemented their diets with fresh penguin meat during their long voyages, especially since the food that they brought was often lacking in nutrients or sometimes spoiled. The members of...

I often wondered about penguins. here is th eonly penguin pet I've ever seen. Japanese Penguin Goes Shopping Video - Hostedfile.com, Video, Picture, Audio Sharing, Chat, Groups, and Ratings

Good one Van Man!

My friends, Salutations from Dakar! Allow me to extend my seasonal greetings! For My Democrat Friends: "Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral...

This is very interesting, and also it's amazing how tough these old cars were. YouTube - Ford Model T - 100 Years Later

THIS IS SO INCREDIBLY WELL PUT AND I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE IT'S BY A YOUNG PERSON, A STUDENT!!! WHATEVER HE RUNS FOR, I'LL VOTE FOR HIM. OUTSTANDING. Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al: We have stuck...

1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor. 2. You own a $3,000 machine gun, but you can't afford shoes. 3. You have more wives than teeth. 4. You wipe with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean." 5. You think vests come in two styles...

A blue moon is most commonly defined as the second full moon in a calendar month. Contrary to popular belief, it does not have anything to do with the color of the moon. -- The last blue moon was on May 31, 2007 and the next blue moon is Dec. 31, 2009 -- New Year's Eve! -- A blue moon occurs...

Once upon a time, a guy asked a beautiful girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up...

A man was washed up on a beach after a shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. After looking around, he realized that they were stranded on a deserted island. After being there awhile, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every...

Ray sings. YouTube - Ray Stevens - We The People - RayStevens.com

College is a bunch of rooms where you sit for 2,000 hours or so and try to memorize things. The 2,000 hours are spread out over four years. You spend the rest of the time sleeping, partying, and trying to get dates. Basically, you learn two kinds of things in college: 1. Things you will...

Twas the night before Christmas and out of the house Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.. She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry, Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry. He’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed. Woman after woman stepped up and...

Lee Marvin, I knew about, but Captain Kangaroo, and Mr. Rogers!!!! You Would Never Have Guessed Captain Kangaroo passed away on January 23, 2004 at age 76 , which is odd, because he always looked to be 76.. (DOB: 6/27/27 ) His death reminded me of the following story. Some people have...