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Like a lot of folks , I have a job. I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit. In order to get that paycheck, I am required to pass a random urine test with which I have no problem. What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my...

This essay has been flying around the net as of late, and is credited to Jay Leno. Leno didn´t write it. A man named Craig Smith from World Net Daily wrote it. There´s alot of truth here. Check it out. The other day I was reading Newsweek magazine and came across some poll data I found rather...

A boat docked in a tiny Mexican village. An American tourist complimented the Mexican fisherman on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took him to catch them. "Not very long," answered the Mexican. "But then, why didn't you stay out longer and catch more?" asked the American. The...

>> > >> > > An old-time southern, ##### fire & brimstone >> > >> > country >> > >> > > preacher had a >> > >> > > teenage son, and it was getting time the boy >> > >> > should >> > >> > > give some >> > >> > > thought to choosing a profession. >> > >> > > Like many young men, the boy didn't...

Everyone experiences stress at one time or another. Here is a very short stress reliever, that you can do on the road or at home. It only takes about 90 seconds. Give it a try. http://hytaipan.home.comcast.net/media/serenity2.html

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have got a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box it's a...

Ever wondered what happens when Hallmark writers are having a bad day........ My tire was thumping. I thought it was flat When I looked at the tire... I noticed your cat. Sorry! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~ Heard your wife left you, How upset you must be. But...

The Mayor of Phoenix was very worried about a plague of pigeons in Phoenix. He could not remove the pigeons from the city. All of Phoenix was full of pigeon poop, the people could not walk on the sidewalks, or drive on the roads. It was costing a fortune to keep the streets and sidewalks clean...

I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age. A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I'll live to be 80?" He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco, or drink...

The British are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist activities and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved". Some, though, say that security levels may be raised yet again to"Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." Londoners have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz...

Be an agent, see what yuo can do. http://www.resist.com/other/border_patrol.swf

It's the summer of 1960 and Harold goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue. Harold's a pretty hip guy with his own car and a duck tail hairdo. When he goes to the front door, Peggy Sue's mother answers and invites him in. "Peggy Sue's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?" she says...

This is a compelling ad done by Budwieser. It was produced after 9/11, and was aired only once to avoid being a for profit vehicle. It´s very moving and deserves to be seen in my opinion. http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=966_1187636093

What happened to Cheney´s memory? http://www.moveon.org/r?r=2879&id=10983-8526450-B9Zye2&t=2 <http://www.moveon.org/r?r=2879&amp;id=10983-8526450-B9Zye2&amp;t=2>

Two women were out for a Saturday stroll. One had a Doberman and the other, a Chihuahua. As they walked down the street, the one with the Doberman said to her friend, "Let's go over to that bar for a drink." The lady with the Chihuahua said, "We can't go in there. We've got dogs with us" The...

If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the policeman's credibility.... Q: "Officer -- did you see my client fleeing the scene?" A...

80-year-old George goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with normal results. The doctor says, "George, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?" George replies, "God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's...

Question: What is Globalization? Answer: Princess Diana's death Question: How come? Answer: An English princess with...

There was a family gathering, with all generations around the table. Mischievous teenagers put a Viagra tablet into Grandpa's drink, and after a while, Grandpa excused himself because he had to go to the bathroom. When he returned his trousers were wet all over. What happened...

When a panel of doctors was asked to vote on adding a new wing to their hospital, the Allergists voted to scratch it and the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the administration had...